FML : Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink,...

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Neednewfriends - / Wednesday 11 November 2015 14:38 / Australia

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By WinterChild | 20

#6459429 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:19

Clearly they don't know how to party if they remember one person wasn't drinking.

By mattzawesome | 28

#6459424 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:14

The absence of logic is strong in your friends.

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By mattzawesome | 28

#6459424 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:14

The absence of logic is strong in your friends.

By camogirl2249 | 19

#6459425 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:15

It's time to move on to some new company!! I feel ya! I'm the one who doesn't drink in my circle of fiends!

By twaring11 | 11

#6459426 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:16

I'm not planning on drinking either and my friends are fine with it, if they can't accept you for you then you need new friends!!

By crzydave | 9

#6459427 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:16

Next time act drunk before you sit behind the wheel and scare them. it should be funny

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6459428 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:16

Well, sound like you're friends have been doing a bit *too much* drinking, based on the fact that they can't form logical conclusions.

By WinterChild | 20

#6459429 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:19

Clearly they don't know how to party if they remember one person wasn't drinking.

By 1010110100101101 | 18

#6459430 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:19

Stop going over; see how they react

By kelciimackk | 24

#6459432 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:21

As long as you're having fun, don't worry about what they think. In the meantime, find new friends who think you're fun no matter what!

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6459433 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:21

"Friends"

By beeferjay | 34

#6459434 - Thursday 12 November 2015 7:22

misery loves company blah blah jibberish (incoherent, drunken ramble)
let's be friends op, I need a dd like yesterday

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