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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01
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Better start winning her over! Or hack her Facebook. Either or
Why? It sounds to me like she's embarrassed to tell people OP is their significant other. (S)He should be with someone who is happy to tell people they're in a relationship.
I've been with my man for almost 7 years. We've never updated our statuses online. I guess it's all been a lie this whole time.
My relationship status on Facebook isn't updated either, neither is my husband's. Guess I better return my marriage certificate.
Shit, I don't even have a Facebook. Is my whole life a lie?
It sucks how many of us live by the rules of Facebook
It sucks that society has devolved to this level. Every time I hear shit like this another little piece of my soul dies.
Social media has truly taken over.
If you're dating a girl who takes "facebook official" that seriously, think about if you really want to date her anyway
She most likely flirts with a bunch of guys over fb and doesn't want that to stop.
yes... use Facebook to brag...
I don't think its for bragging. Though when you are single and have been for awhile, it sure as hell starts to feel like it haha
Facebook is overrated.
Your girlfriend is a moron
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I've been with my man for almost 7 years. We've never updated our statuses online. I guess it's all been a lie this whole time.
If you're dating a girl who takes "facebook official" that seriously, think about if you really want to date her anyway