By me - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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UhHuhHoney 20

I've been with my man for almost 7 years. We've never updated our statuses online. I guess it's all been a lie this whole time.

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keithsbooty 20
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If you're dating a girl who takes "facebook official" that seriously, think about if you really want to date her anyway

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Feklfekl2222 32
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Better start winning her over! Or hack her Facebook. Either or

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squinch 16
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Why? It sounds to me like she's embarrassed to tell people OP is their significant other. (S)He should be with someone who is happy to tell people they're in a relationship.

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AkBunny907 18

The Internet makes everything else real, why not relationships as well?

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UhHuhHoney 20

I've been with my man for almost 7 years. We've never updated our statuses online. I guess it's all been a lie this whole time.

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9a_1z 12
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My relationship status on Facebook isn't updated either, neither is my husband's. Guess I better return my marriage certificate.

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DraconicFeline 31
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Shit, I don't even have a Facebook. Is my whole life a lie?

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leogachi 15

@32 Yes. Not having a Facebook means you were never born.

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rookworst 24
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It sucks how many of us live by the rules of Facebook

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RealSuperSand 21
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It sucks that society has devolved to this level. Every time I hear shit like this another little piece of my soul dies.

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zarrganaut 17
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Social media has truly taken over.

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keithsbooty 20
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If you're dating a girl who takes "facebook official" that seriously, think about if you really want to date her anyway

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thawny_fml 21
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She most likely flirts with a bunch of guys over fb and doesn't want that to stop.

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dutchy86 20
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yes... use Facebook to brag...

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higgysaurus 18
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I don't think its for bragging. Though when you are single and have been for awhile, it sure as hell starts to feel like it haha

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A07 48
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Don't you know OP, the first 3 months is a trial period, nothing official before then

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slowlearner 14
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Facebook is overrated.

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Richard6036 13
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Your girlfriend is a moron

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