Miscellaneous: Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a... - FML

By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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Grauncho 27

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:39

Looks like he got dessert with that meal.

xtna 9

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:42

The ass grope. By definition the best way to thank someone.

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huntergirl1226 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 0:54

He wanted desert ;)

JimmyHopkins 7

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:33

Think of it like this, you probably made his YEAR by letting him do that.

_lifehappens_ 29

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:54

Sweet of you to do something nice, sorry to hear abt the groping though ;/

jh921971 10

Sunday 24 November 2013 5:47

You give a little you get a little :P

randigos 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 6:22

He's a keeper!

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 24 November 2013 6:43

Still a better love story than twi....*BLAM!*

XypherDubstep 8

Sunday 24 November 2013 6:54

When you fall asleep at night on your bed that's not made out of plastic bags just remember your ass made someone homeless mans day. You have a magical ass that can save lives

Sophie_Hart 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 8:05

For a homeless person, that was probably the closest thing to sex.

howdoilogin 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:47

Lesson learned, don't help crazy homeless people.

pooldude 24

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:20

Sounds like he got a dessert too!!

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