FML : Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend...

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Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By I hate that game / Saturday 23 November 2013 16:11 / United Kingdom - Wigan

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By meowmafia98 | 8

#5765565 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

By uoeno_fml | 20

#5765566 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

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By meowmafia98 | 8

#5765565 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

uoeno_fml | 20

#5765574 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

And ex monopoly board too, right?

Somuchart | 3

#5765603 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:50

God dammit that's why I hate monopoly

ym520_fml | 21

#5765622 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:57

That's the boyfriend and the so-called best friend you have to hate here.

jillytc | 23

#5765657 - Saturday 23 November 2013 20:21

monopoly- ruining friendships and relationships since some bastard created it

swaggalikethat | 22

#5765674 - Saturday 23 November 2013 20:28

I think this round went to Op's boyfriend. Lets just thank God we have games like monopoly to bring people together.

8born8 | 18

#5765721 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:14

51, thumbs up for the attempt of humorous sarcasm... Too bad it goes *whoosh* over some peoples heads.

27inch | 9

#5765816 - Saturday 23 November 2013 22:22

I'm sorry OP... And everybody is saying monopoly is terrible, but at least it made you figure out this terrible fact. It would have been much worse if this was hidden from you for a long time. You will find a better boyfriend for sure

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5765824 - Saturday 23 November 2013 22:29

Yeah, she'd like buy a house for her upcoming child.

krupa1017 | 18

#5765918 - Sunday 24 November 2013 0:22

Monopoly; ruining relationships since 1933.

nix1993 | 37

#5766094 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:36

#35: We were playing whilst drunk a couple of years ago, and my brother stabbed me in the hand with a fork. I still have 4 teeny little scars on the back of my hand.

Bojack_fml | 10

#5766164 - Sunday 24 November 2013 4:35

This was legitimately a funny reply lol

Freethaawave | 19

#5766185 - Sunday 24 November 2013 4:48

#125 Omg put it as your profile photo lol

nix1993 | 37

#5766212 - Sunday 24 November 2013 5:19

I don't know how well you can see it, I think they're more obvious if you tilt your screen back, but there you go!

A07 | 47

#5766325 - Sunday 24 November 2013 8:38

The last time I played monopoly, I bankrupted my mom because of which I did'nt get fed for the next two days.
So yeah, I kindof avoid playing it now.

GRgoldfish | 19

#5766579 - Sunday 24 November 2013 15:48

well by the sound of it, it seems that op's friend has regretted it. at the same time maybe not. good luck op.

nix1993 | 37

#5766945 - Sunday 24 November 2013 22:33

Unless you're under the age of 10 there's really no excuse for not being able to feeding yourself...

nix1993 | 37

#5767064 - Monday 25 November 2013 1:37

Ok, I did write 'for not feeding yourself' then tried to change it to 'not being able to feed yourself'. Apparently my proof reading skills need a little work. Which is unfortunate, seeing as I work as a freelance book editor.

kaitlynjane | 28

#5767347 - Monday 25 November 2013 6:32

Actually, I like "to feeding yourself." Adds to the stupidity of the person you're talking about :P

Freethaawave | 19

#5770299 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:32

135 - I see it! Lol thanks that was kinda exciting for me :)

Stazza11 | 27

#5772273 - Friday 29 November 2013 17:17

Monopoly - ruining everything since it was bloody made.

By uoeno_fml | 20

#5765566 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

Gingerette | 8

#5765698 - Saturday 23 November 2013 20:49

It pays in thumbs to pay attention, eh? I commend you.

misUnderstood23 | 9

#5765769 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:55

Haha i agree.

larrena2377 | 26

#5765854 - Saturday 23 November 2013 22:59

I see what you did there :)

kamikrazy | 6

#5765929 - Sunday 24 November 2013 0:45

I don't get it.

klsydggn | 16

#5765976 - Sunday 24 November 2013 1:53

It's from a previous FML post.

Curtis66 | 19

#5765995 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:50

I haven't seen a reference to another post before

randigos | 3

#5766249 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:15

Slow clap for you, mister! I really lol'd.

EternalRest | 5

#5766350 - Sunday 24 November 2013 9:44

#2 wins the comments section for this FML.

elcee1987 | 18

#5766466 - Sunday 24 November 2013 13:12

#2 ftw!

cilla27 | 1

#6680588 - Monday 29 August 2016 18:44

I was thinking the same thing!

By ericcrash | 13

#5765567 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

Always those darn houses!

8born8 | 18

#5765744 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:34

I wonder what tokens they were playing with?... I hope the skank was a wheelbarrow, the douchebag bell end was the iron and OP was the top hat.

Enslaved | 36

#5765749 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:37

I'm surprised she wasn't more interested in the-- hotels?

Exhaling | 12

#5766317 - Sunday 24 November 2013 8:16

#72 I guess I understand the wheelbarrow and top hat... since the wheelbarrow let's anything that fits ride in it, and the OP is classy? Sorry if I am mistaken.

8born8 | 18

#5766516 - Sunday 24 November 2013 14:45

Exactly right. top hats are classy. that's what I was getting at, metaphorically speaking. I'm glad someone got it.

By ermagherdaturdis | 26

#5765568 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

That sucks OP, that's a really childish thing to do. FYL.

TheBrochure | 22

#5765661 - Saturday 23 November 2013 20:22

Just goes to show that cheaters never win.

Readoll | 13

#5766296 - Sunday 24 November 2013 7:39

OP is the real winner anyways.. Her friend is now with the cheating ass loser

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#5765569 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

Why doesn't she just take the home she's already wrecked? Bitch.

addioty | 19

#5765585 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:43

"They call me homewrecker, homewreckerrrr."

littlerawr | 13

#5765776 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:58

that comment made my day.

dachshundsrule | 7

#5765910 - Sunday 24 November 2013 0:17

This deserves an award. Lolololol

By parism143 | 28

#5765570 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

So many relationships broken apart thanks to the Monopoly Man...

Ambrily | 17

#5765628 - Saturday 23 November 2013 20:00

It wasn't monopoly to cheat on OP...

jujubean0531 | 5

#5765875 - Saturday 23 November 2013 23:24

Seriously, like the previous fml lol

onlychildFTW | 33

#5766096 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:41

Hey, monopoly is an important game! It's all about winning!!!

You_Screwed_Up | 7

#5766626 - Sunday 24 November 2013 16:44

Monopoly Man: the anti-Cupid

HoboRain | 15

#6395342 - Friday 28 August 2015 7:13

nothing good ever comes from playing monopoly

By Ananym | 7

#5765571 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

Hoping you mean "ex-boyfriend."

kinky44 | 28

#5765988 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:40

You couldn't have missed #1 up there saying this already, so why say it again?

skyttlz | 32

#5766334 - Sunday 24 November 2013 9:02

Plus you do realize that if OP said ex it would indicate that they are already exes.

CaptainCommenter | 6

#5820211 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:22

@118: Why don't you look at the time of the two posts before commenting. This comment was posted ONE MINUTE after the first. They were probably typing at the same time.

By froggyjade | 16

#5765572 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

Your boyfriend's an arsehole and your mate's not much better, hope you ditched them both!

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5765766 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:52

So her ex friend and ex boyfriend can be together.

starile | 19

#5766309 - Sunday 24 November 2013 8:00

And continue being distrustful whores for the rest of their lives!

froggyjade | 16

#5766493 - Sunday 24 November 2013 14:10

They deserve each other! Then the op can find a new boyfriend and friends who value her :-)

By igive | 28

#5765575 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:41

Did you smash the board over his head and bang her head on the table? I would have.

Senseless_487 | 29

#5765654 - Saturday 23 November 2013 20:19

I think her friend has had enough banging.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5765752 - Saturday 23 November 2013 21:38

No such thing as too much banging! You could be bloodied and sore, yet still bang like no tomorrow!

Zimmington | 21

#5765948 - Sunday 24 November 2013 1:02

That's some kinky shit you're into #76.... I atleast take a break for some Apple juice

False_Stupidity | 41

#5766267 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:49

I tried to make some Apple juice once, but no matter how much I squeezed, all I got was broken bits of glass and electronics, no juice

By DDiddy | 12

#5765577 - Saturday 23 November 2013 19:42

Monopoly is never a good game to play...especially with adults!

nuzzle8 | 2

#5765952 - Sunday 24 November 2013 1:04

Oh man I think it's about even with adults and teenagers..... Both for different reasons, teens usually because they end up chasing each other with bats, etc.