Suspicious minds

By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
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tacojauns 45

Just play it off cool, "Ya officer I was practicing singing for my metal band."

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Soviet_American 29

I hear the next Adele coming.. Or a flock of birds

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BubbleGrunge 18

Flock of Seagulls.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Nooo, you keep doing it, trying to sound more bird-like. Just pretend you have no idea what could be making the sound, laugh it off to them and the police. They'll call the cops again, each time, no bird. Then, one day, you use their assumed craziness for your own evil deeds. I've not decided what those deeds should be, but there's bound to be some uses there. Plus making people think they're going crazy sounds fun.

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pitapizzaparty 18

#7 adele sounds nothing like a screeching bird

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pwnman 33

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pwnman 33

Ugh, with this FML scrolling bug, I make mistakes. I meant to say that when they find out there is no animal living in OP's house, he can say he realized its his singing and he will therefore be quiet.

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BlueFlatts 20

Screw the neighbors. I find it difficult to believe that they thought you were a bird.

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sieheidhe 4

Wow they should have checked up on you

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tacojauns 45

Just play it off cool, "Ya officer I was practicing singing for my metal band."

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silvercamaro 22

"I'm shooting for a Skid Row/Judas Priest screech effect"

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Roskosity 22

You sing all you want. As Elphaba says, "They're never gonna briiinng meeeee doowwwnn!!!! Oh woahohoh!!"

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CharismaGeek 19

Try to explain to both the police and the neighbors that you're a horribke singer, OP. This made me laugh :'P

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BlueFlatts 20

If you sang a lot would you want to tell the police and neighbors that you suck at singing? I find that ignorance is bliss.

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CharismaGeek 19

Ok sorry, that wasn't right. Try to explain to both that you were singing, OP.

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OysterPearls 33

I could be wrong, but don't birds screech anyway? Sans abuse?

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Aero_x 21

I have a couple of parakeets and they are always screeching at eachother because the male wants kisses, but the female ends up pecking his face if she isn't in the mood :D

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cadillacgal79 32

Is it weird I find that strangely adorable?

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juturnaamo 29

My female parakeet dropped her mate on his head for that :( when parakeets say no, they mean it.

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gracehi 31

Damn. Either you are the most ear splitting banshee ever to plague the earth, or your neighbor is the punking king.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Buy a cd with animal sex noises and bury t under their bedroom window.

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cakefete2 30

Do they even sell that? Admittedly, it might be more musical than some of the stuff on the radio, but still, that's kind of creepy. Also, once you search for that, advertisements for bird sex sound cd's will begin to flood your banner ads.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

I'm not sure what burying it would do. Playing it may have a better effect.

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Ichiya 29

Burying it hides the evidence that op was weird enough to not only google animal sex noise cds but actually purchased one.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Or bury it so the neighbor won't find and turn it off.

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