Suspicious minds
By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane
By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane
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Demonstrate your singing for the cops!
I hear the next Adele coming.. Or a flock of birds
Nooo, you keep doing it, trying to sound more bird-like. Just pretend you have no idea what could be making the sound, laugh it off to them and the police. They'll call the cops again, each time, no bird. Then, one day, you use their assumed craziness for your own evil deeds. I've not decided what those deeds should be, but there's bound to be some uses there. Plus making people think they're going crazy sounds fun.
And I ran, I ran so far awaaay?
#7 adele sounds nothing like a screeching bird
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Wow they should have checked up on you
Just play it off cool, "Ya officer I was practicing singing for my metal band."
"I'm shooting for a Skid Row/Judas Priest screech effect"
6th
Try to explain to both the police and the neighbors that you're a horribke singer, OP. This made me laugh :'P
Ok sorry, that wasn't right. Try to explain to both that you were singing, OP.
I could be wrong, but don't birds screech anyway? Sans abuse?
No means no male parakeets!
Damn. Either you are the most ear splitting banshee ever to plague the earth, or your neighbor is the punking king.
Do they even sell that? Admittedly, it might be more musical than some of the stuff on the radio, but still, that's kind of creepy. Also, once you search for that, advertisements for bird sex sound cd's will begin to flood your banner ads.
a cd? whats a cd? you hipster
I'm not sure what burying it would do. Playing it may have a better effect.
Burying it hides the evidence that op was weird enough to not only google animal sex noise cds but actually purchased one.
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Demonstrate your singing for the cops!
Just play it off cool, "Ya officer I was practicing singing for my metal band."