Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
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Top comments
tbone4875 0
haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
pieintheface 0
oww
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Comments (177)
steffie11 2
damn thats bad
funkdog8 0
that sucks
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, that's probably why it's on this website, which is called FMyLife for a reason.
alyssaax3 0
what a bitch
yomama126 0
sucks ass
I_have_no_clue 0
Sister = Girlfriend
boopityboppity 11
No, that's just you. Stop projecting.
nkor1337 1
no wincest? YDI for not getting in there and showing who's bauss.
Wolpy 9
if she didn't want to share the bed then she should have slept on the floor, not you. I don't know what to call this one because you should have told her that.
xoxo31 0
now you need to go step on her face
Scarlettkiss 8
Revenge!!!!! :D
Barrientos432 5
Aww, c'mon you didn't wanna sleep with her anyway. Your sister would've blown chunks on you..or just blown you.
ShadowPunkChick 1
So tell her if she cant share then she can sleep on the floor..I hope you stole the bed while she was up.