By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 22:45 - United States - Traverse City

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Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
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sharkgirl4 23
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On the plus side, cheese sticks are delicious. Maybe that will work in your favor?

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AviKerensky 17
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You cheddar make it work next time.

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Chiroptera_Man 10
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Aw cheese, better luck next time.

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sharkgirl4 23
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On the plus side, cheese sticks are delicious. Maybe that will work in your favor?

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OysterPearls 33
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

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foxwasalamb 24
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who am i to diss a brie

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LocsOn 13
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cheese stop this.

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RagingWill 17
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One of these puns is the grater one.

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14
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Munsters. The lot of you. You Colby jacked the conversation!

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jbgillas 5
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These cheese puns make me blue...

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thief1434 23
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Sounds Gouda to me!

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jalmanza2580 11
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these puns made my day

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pjsr 32
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OP, are you Jack? ...from Monterey?

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OlChickenBeard 16
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Unless she's lactose intolerant.

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Queen_of_Night 20
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These cheesy puns are unbrielivable. Too Gouda to be true in fact. I believe they'll get fetta with age though.

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14
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I harvarti think its the time for such cheesy puns. If you all keep this up, you'll end up forever provolone. Now say your prayers, rub the Gouda's belly, and meditate on your actions.

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shanebob 15
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Well put 16, well put indeed

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shanebob 15
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You guys really shredded this comment thread

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14
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Grilled cheezus crust...

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19990231 29

I'm just trying to wonder how all your friends know about this?

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cheeeksss 29
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OP said his girlfriend and friends. So I'm assuming his girlfriend blabbed..?

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19990231 29

At least he didn't cut the cheese

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doctorhook86 24
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#30: Actually that would probably be much less humiliating for the OP.

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AviKerensky 17
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You cheddar make it work next time.

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Rawrshi 25

Gouda pun! I snickered and I'm not sorry.

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orbit 22
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Stop feeling so bleu. Cheese your sensitive.

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tony1891 22
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these puns are cheesy no? fine. I'll stay over here provalone.

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cheeeksss 29
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I'm sorry they aren't sensitive to your feelings. But in all honesty, it's quite common for one's first time to not be good, or to be embarrassing. I know mine was. Try your best to not let the remarks bother you. It's only fun to pick on someone if you get a reaction out of it.

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BlindlyWandering 17
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agreed, if you laugh and joke about it too it will make you less insecure about it, and take some of the pressure off you to perform well next time. Plus if they see it doesn't bother you the fun will wear off for them and they'll stop. Sorry to hear that happened to you, but it really isn't uncommon and you shouldn't let it get to you.

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Murkyy 15
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I bet that makes you feel very secondairy

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Eliseopwns 22

My deepest condolences.

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Enslaved 36
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Did you also get bleu balls?

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R2Y2 22
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Your friends are really extra-sharp when it comes to descriptions, eh? Happens to some of us, it's something to work on but nothing to be ashamed of.

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vreid 20
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That's horrible that your girlfriend would talk to your friends about something personal for you two! My condolences OP.

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Ki11erC 18
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Nothing said it was personal to them, just hat t happened. Could of bee last gf.

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