By Anonymous - United States - Traverse City
  Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
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  cre8tvlylicnsd  |  14

I harvarti think its the time for such cheesy puns. If you all keep this up, you'll end up forever provolone.
Now say your prayers, rub the Gouda's belly, and meditate on your actions.

By  19990231  |  29

I'm just trying to wonder how all your friends know about this?

  19990231  |  29

At least he didn't cut the cheese

  Rawrshi  |  25

Gouda pun!

I snickered and I'm not sorry.

By  cheeeksss  |  29

I'm sorry they aren't sensitive to your feelings. But in all honesty, it's quite common for one's first time to not be good, or to be embarrassing. I know mine was. Try your best to not let the remarks bother you. It's only fun to pick on someone if you get a reaction out of it.


agreed, if you laugh and joke about it too it will make you less insecure about it, and take some of the pressure off you to perform well next time. Plus if they see it doesn't bother you the fun will wear off for them and they'll stop.

Sorry to hear that happened to you, but it really isn't uncommon and you shouldn't let it get to you.

By  Eliseopwns  |  22

My deepest condolences.

By  R2Y2  |  22

Your friends are really extra-sharp when it comes to descriptions, eh?

Happens to some of us, it's something to work on but nothing to be ashamed of.