Kids, Sleep, Nightmare and Health: Sleep demon

Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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You deserved it 4 719

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 573

You deserved it 2 283

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 18 915

Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 239

You deserved it 2 032

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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You deserved it 3 881

By wallbanger - 07/02/2010 12:31 - Australia

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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You deserved it 2 415

By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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You deserved it 881

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 860

By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 2 811

epmorr2010 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:11

Solution: send her to your parents' room next time.

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:13

That's why you should wear a hockey mask to bed -- to comfort the child. Also, leaving a chainsaw idling on your nightstand creates soothing bedtime sounds.

Comments

epmorr2010 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:11

Solution: send her to your parents' room next time.

Damian95 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 4:00

Its like that cute video where that little girl confidently states, "I'm gonna kick his ass. Because if I don't he's gonna kick my ass!"

Kn0wledge123 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 5:02

Your little sister sounds like a badass.

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:11

If it's in her sleep, it's completely involuntary so you can't really blame her.

HowAreYouToday 34

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:13

If I woke up beaten up by a 7 year old, I'd blame whoever I want.

Flowtastic 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:18

If you'd blame whoever you wanted you'd just be showing your immaturity and lack of reasoning. Simple fact: it's not the kid's fault.

HowAreYouToday 34

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:22

I'd forgive her of course, but I'd still be pissed.

nyrangersfan9 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:24

I really don't get why people are thumbing you down. As far as I know (I'm not a doctor), a person can't really control what they do in his/her sleep. Getting mad at someone for thrashing out mid-sleep is like yelling at someone for having a sexually-stimulating dream.

HowAreYouToday 34

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:29

I think its because 2 is implying that OP doesn't have a right to be irritated. The difference is that a sexually stimulating dream doesn't usually end up in someone getting sucker punched by a munchkin.

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 3 July 2013 3:52

Oh i didn't mean to imply that. I meant it more as "as least she's not intentionally hurting you", if that makes sense.

AllThatHit 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 9:13

But I thought your muscles are paralyzed while you dream

fakedsincerity 32

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:16

Not at all. The majority of people move around, luckily not to a violent extent. Personally, I nearly roll out of bed a lot during nightmares. -.-'

summerguy97 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:12

Couldn't you have just let her sleep on your floor?

darwinism 30

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:34

Seriously? She is from Ontario, not Sparta. I guess not sleeping is a solution not to have nightmares, but still...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 3 July 2013 3:19

She could have made a little pallet with sofa cushions and a comforter for the kid to sleep on. We used to do this all the time when we had friends over and there wasn't enough bed space. Guys don't do "sleep in the same bed" well.

moimoimoi125_fml 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:05

I don't see why male friends couldn't sleep in the same bed, #37. If that's what you meant.

RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:13

At least you know she attempts to defend herself.

Iamevil123 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:22

By falling asleep? Not the best way to defend yourself when you think about it... Maybe that's why I never win a fight! :(

RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:27

I meant that in a dream she did. So in a real situation you could hope for the same.

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:13

That's why you should wear a hockey mask to bed -- to comfort the child. Also, leaving a chainsaw idling on your nightstand creates soothing bedtime sounds.