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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Thisislauren's favorite FMLs

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Foot In Mouth - / Thursday 5 February 2009 22:56 / United States

Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Not_you17 / Friday 9 September 2011 04:04 / United States

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it