2kool4skoolyo

About 2kool4skoolyo

Yo I 2 kool for skool yo I dont comment much cuz most of the time my posts don't appear...? Still here? What do you want??? GTFO my profile you stalker!!! You still here? Go away! You again? You must really love me... Now your just creepy... Pls go away! If your reading this...well your a big stalker. Love you too now cassé-toi. :( Your wasting time. Here's 5$ :) Now leave me be

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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2kool4skoolyo's favorite FMLs

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By airport - / Sunday 10 May 2009 18:49 / United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 17:55 / United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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By teacher - / Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:50 / United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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