Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
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Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
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Top comments
tbone4875 0
haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
pieintheface 0
oww
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Comments (177)
SaintE_fml 0
oh big face!
boopityboppity 11
How'd an infant learn how to type?
chicko_fml 0
u prolly deserved it moron
FUNKO 0
When she left to get the drink you should have climbed into the bed naked. Then she wouldn't want to sleep there and she would have been forced on the floor.
curzy 6
should have put her hand in warm water so she wet the bed. Then the next day be like glad i didn't sleep in the same bed.
TheBestManEver 0
But then no one would be able to sleep in the bed cause it'd be covered in piss, they'd have to buy a new bed, and that would end up getting them more in debt. Smart.
Hunterjohns57 0
that is why you don't sleep on the floor
babygirlc1 5
she's a jerk. I woulda grabbed her foot and knocked her down and made her sleep on the floor
kellykerplunkk 0
hahaha oh god. ouch!
oxoashleeoxo 6
Hahhaa, ouch OP. You should've pushed her off the bed when she was asleep. (:
MattC13 0
This isn't creepy in the slightest.
Phoenix1023 3
Muse "Absolution". Very cool.
TheBestManEver 0
You should have got her to clean the floor first and make you a sandwich before she stole the bed. Selfish woman.
moodybaby 0
& you actually slept on the floor all night?? wth i woulda straight up punched her in the face, sister or not, wouldn't sleep on the dirty floor. ydi for not punching her out >:O