Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
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Top comments
tbone4875 0
haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
pieintheface 0
oww
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Comments (177)
lilcutie95 0
why on earth did you let her boss you around???
Z49 0
well I can see how ur sister might not want to sleep with u
canzo378 0
then you should have climbed onto the bed and make her sleep on the floor!
Seems2BBadLuck 0
if anyone did the 40 hour famine, they would know that some people in africa sleep on the ground and never have experienced sleeping in a bad.
rakume 0
should gave made her sleep on the floor if she's too much of a bitch to share a bed. ydi for not putting her I'm her place
strawberryspacejam 11
Next time that happens pull the rug while shes standing on it and she'll fall flat on her face. Then you can laugh meniacally while she has a nosebleed or if shes unconcious
kosta_the_great 0
1 question... why is this submitted in the category : Love
cadbury1987 0
what a selfish bitch.
bryceizbombin 0
why the **** do you not have your own bed..?
someguy314159265 15
This is when you tell her to go sodomize herself with a cactus and throw her off the bed.