derpyderpton1408

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

15
Comments

617
Visits

4
Favorites

Norway City, Egypt
33 years-old
Monday 14 December 1992
Not specified

A propos de Derpyderpton1408

Not specified

Derpyderpton1408 - Followers

Derpyderpton1408 - Followed

Derpyderpton1408's page visits

lovers5201

ococifu

DocBastard

Fucked!

Derpyderpton1408's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Derpyderpton1408's favorite FMLs

Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

agreeclassic 34 461

vote type 1 12 776

Boomer humor

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

agreeclassic 36 905

vote type 1 6 155

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

agreeclassic 45 213

vote type 1 6 805

By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

agreeclassic 50 200

vote type 1 3 680