Intimacy, Sex and Covid: Scary thought - FML

Scary thought

By Kev - 14/02/2022 17:59

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Today, I have a very mild case of COVID. I’ve been in quarantine for a few days now. No big deal. I’ve also been ridiculously horny these past few days. However, every time I…relieve that tension, I get a stabbing headache. Now I’m worried I may never full enjoy sex again. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 February 2022 18:01

It's ok. Sex is overrated. Just subscribe to Netflix, Prime, Hulu, Disney+, Apple TV+, etc. You'll be so entertained, the thought of choking the chicken wont even come to mind.

Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 15 February 2022 11:34

I'm not a doctor but sounds like tightened veins? I would recommend from dealing with excruciating migraines most my life, caffeine. call up a pharmacist and ask them, they tend to know their stuff and can generally recommend something cheap and not need a prescription.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 February 2022 18:01

It's ok. Sex is overrated. Just subscribe to Netflix, Prime, Hulu, Disney+, Apple TV+, etc. You'll be so entertained, the thought of choking the chicken wont even come to mind.

Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 15 February 2022 11:34

I'm not a doctor but sounds like tightened veins? I would recommend from dealing with excruciating migraines most my life, caffeine. call up a pharmacist and ask them, they tend to know their stuff and can generally recommend something cheap and not need a prescription.

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