Anonymous
Canada
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FailedEngineer
Australia
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Anonymous
Canada
WTH happened?
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Abby
United States
Party girl
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Anonymous
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
constantine
United States
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Anonymous
Kelowna, Canada
Partaaaaay!
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Caution
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
anonymous
Canada
Occam's razor
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
How did you get in?
vhivfe 3
Awkward...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (217)
NissanDriftKing 4
Sounds like a good time!!
ImDB8 0
Were the people who lived there, total assholes?
fearswithin 9
Question..how the hell did you get in the house? Question two why didnt the people who lived at the house scream "honey, call the cops we have a ******* dumbass in my goddamn house! Better tell the cops to hurry or taking a drunk in a body bag".
kimmykimkiwi 3
That awkward moment when...
mitchumcrew_fml 6
Welcome to Canada, Americans.
Taymah49 7
Top reason why one should know how to hold their liquor
ChickInGreenVans 12
That awkard moment when..
the_true_batman 10
A similar thing happened to a neighbour. I live in a condo, and there are something like 20 townhouses around which are all identical on the outside, and pretty much the same on the inside (other than furniture and any changes people have made). One of my neighbours came home drunk and I guess the cab dropped him off in front of the townhouse beside his. He walked in, went up to "his" room and fell asleep. Lucky for him, when his neighbour went to go to bed and found him there she didn't freak out, she recognized him and assumed that he was drunk and went to the wrong place. In the morning he realized he was in the wrong place and went downstairs to find his neighbours sitting in the living room. That must be embarrassing. If I came home to find a girl in my bed I'd probably get into bed with her and in the morning say that I was drunk too and didn't notice her. If she can say she was too drunk to notice that this wasn't her house, I can claim I was too drunk to notice someone in my bed.
lovrmylife 5
At least you didn't drive.
badassmf1234 22
This was on the news