Awww whine whine whine. OP you drank yourself to sleep. Where's the FML? Lame lame lame lame.

Lol nice going.

ydi for being a cheap bastard

hahaha ur cheap

2, welfare? What are you talking about? And OP, next time don't pre-game while sleepy.

Education much?

awwww poor u that's depressing!

you don't know what I mean by welfare I mean by the fact that he fell asleep on the couch and shit like dat...

Do you even know what Welfare is?

Saving money is something smart, responsible people do. And who doesn't lover free stuff?

*love

He spelled it right.

Oh nevermind, stupid comment bug I thought you were correcting the guy talking about old people.

25: saving money might be smart. Going out for no other reason than to intoxicate yourself (if there was another reason, he wouldn't have to pre-drink) is not.

what club do you go to? oh, that one.... well if i were you...i'd...

9, its called pre-gaming. You drink before heading out to a club or party. Besides, club drinks are expensive.

18, it's called stfu. 9 said that he/she didn't need to drink to go clubbing not that he/she didn't know what pre gaming was...

Yes, very fail. You have a problem with alchool, OP.

because someone stole all his money while he was knocked out?

Did they change the FML? I see nothing about him being broke. Just someone who wants to be drunk for some reason...

I never understood that. Why is it so much better to drink in a club than at home? The whole purpose of drinking is to get drunk. Drinking at home has so many advantages. For example, if you do something stupid, you're the only one that knows about it. You don't have to worry how to get home. It's much cheaper. Because everything is funny while drunk, you can have about as much fun just watching youtube videos. There's no chance anyone (besides yourself) pukes on you. The toilet is always aviable without standing in a line. If you damage anything, it will be your stuff that's damaged so you don't have to fear getting in trouble with the police. Nothing's even tempting you to drive drunk. and so on and so forth. The only disadvantage would be to not have people to talk to, but all the clubs do their best to keep people from talking to each other by having bad music at full force so that you can' even understand someone right next to yourself when he's shouting as loud as he can. Also, you wouldn't be able to make any kind of meaningfull conversation while drunk. I don't usually drink (except for special occasions) and I hate clubbing, so what am I missing here? Drinking at home seems much more rational and there aren't really any good reasons against it (besides the social stigma) as far as I can see..

what is up with your essay - the reason he drank at home was to save money - alcohol is expensive in clubs. We don't need to hear your life story.

you need to learn what replies are and how they're stacked. It wasn't directed at OP but at #14.

No really, we don't need to hear your life story.

too bad that wasn't a live story. It was a question. I case you're wondering, there's a difference, moron.