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Hey, my comment used to be first, but now this one replaced it? Oh well. What my comment said was: Moral of The Story: drinking is dumb.
people on here are so high and mighty. i should just stick to tfln...
How is drinking dumb? Don't blame the drinks for making you retarded. If you cheat on a girl because you were drunk, you still cheated so don't try and plead the 5th of Jack. Seriously people that blame the alcohol are retarded. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Take a look at this situation. There's a much higher chance that the OP wouldn't have lost his keys if he wasn't "staggering home drunk". So, it's right to blame the alcohol here. Try comparing "staggering drunk" with "walking while aware." Also, please don't say drinking is not dumb when the OP overdrinks. It just makes you look like the retarded one.
Well, you kinda deserved it...
kinda sorta is an fml cuz theres usually a false alarm fee, unless the neighbors had to pay it
Obviously the neighbors would have to pay, because they made the false alarm.
How rude, the police were trying to protect your home and woke you up. D:
better safe than sorry, they were looking out for you, YDI for getting hammered
At least they cared enough to notice.
no he didn't deserve it. he is just lucky he was in his house. haha
Yeah, he didn't deserve it - it's not his fault he's drunk. It's not like he chose to drink alcohol, right?
1- You have neighbors who would call the cops if someone broke into your house, you're lucky. B- YDI. I hate when people basically say "I got drunk and did something because I was drunk. FML."
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it happens. thank god you have concerned neighbors. not a fml
At least they cared enough to notice.