Hey, my comment used to be first, but now this one replaced it? Oh well. What my comment said was: Moral of The Story: drinking is dumb.

people on here are so high and mighty. i should just stick to tfln...

agreed thebigone

How is drinking dumb? Don't blame the drinks for making you retarded. If you cheat on a girl because you were drunk, you still cheated so don't try and plead the 5th of Jack. Seriously people that blame the alcohol are retarded. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

you're retarded for giving random people you don't know on fml your myspace ..not saying i don't agree with your opinion on drinking just saying you're retarded as well :)

ya basically. remember, sober thoughts are drunken actions. but another moral is to pass out in the lawn. better view, better story

Take a look at this situation. There's a much higher chance that the OP wouldn't have lost his keys if he wasn't "staggering home drunk". So, it's right to blame the alcohol here. Try comparing "staggering drunk" with "walking while aware." Also, please don't say drinking is not dumb when the OP overdrinks. It just makes you look like the retarded one.

like half of you people don't get drunk. geez give op a break

now it's officially official, the entire world sucks

kinda sorta is an fml cuz theres usually a false alarm fee, unless the neighbors had to pay it

Obviously the neighbors would have to pay, because they made the false alarm.

Yeah exactly, would you rather have someone actually break into your house and your neighbors grab the popcorn and watch instead of calling?

Yeah, he didn't deserve it - it's not his fault he's drunk. It's not like he chose to drink alcohol, right?

I just have to say, I love your numbering system.