Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML
Today, the highlight of my week has been accidentally triggering the haiku bot on Reddit. Life's been good. FML
Today, I was reminded that I'd submitted a short story to a writing competition months ago when I got an email saying I'd won second place. I excitedly forwarded it to friends and family. A few minutes later, another email arrived, explaining they'd contacted the wrong person. My celebration lasted exactly eleven minutes. FML
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML
Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'm sure that getting a genuine RichardPencil ™ sarcastic comment will ensure that 2021 is the best year of your life.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Just what the proctologist ordered.
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RichardPencil 32
I'm sure that getting a genuine RichardPencil ™ sarcastic comment will ensure that 2021 is the best year of your life.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Just what the proctologist ordered.