Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
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Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Top comments
thestrangedude 10
At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one
shhhaaarrron 12
How is your doctor a doctor exactly?
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Comments (70)
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Doc Mitchell would of gotten the job done
creativebeauty 14
Yeah, you should get a new doctor.
worldclassrager 39
That's the worst luck I have ever seen...
gracehi 31
Must have been a Navy doctor...
ThomasBombadil 31
Oh God your post bring back some bad memories #21. I can laugh now as it's been over thirty years. Navy dentists on the other hand are quite good.
Articulation 12
Two dislocated shoulders are better than one!
energizerbunny23 18
Such pain
Dontalktome 9
Question.. Now that both your shoulders are dislocated, how are you gonna wipe yourself after #2? There's usually a bit of shoulder rotation to reach around with the tp.
Shafena 8
Well if it was me, I don't think I could have shouldered the pain. (I'm sorry I just had to say it.) Get well soon though OP! :)
myoukei 31
Malpractice lawsuit?
askullnamedbilly 33
How on earth did he manage that? While the shoulder joint is the easiest to dislocate, it still takes quite a bit of force to push the humerus out of the joint. Additionally, there's no reason to even TOUCH the opposite shoulder while reducing the dislocation.