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By Mother of a dumb blonde - 22/06/2017 02:00
By Mother of a dumb blonde - 22/06/2017 02:00
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It's salad alright! Did she miss some classes in school?! Well OP I feel bad for you but YouTube videos are always there for your help. Make her watch it.
Tell her to eat a salad everyday for a week then a macaroni or potato salad everyday the next week. If she still doesn't believe you then, please make sure she takes a nutrition course at school.
That's like saying orange soda is healthy because it has the word "orange" in it.
Ugh, I'll bet you're one of these party-poopers who says that carrot cake is not a vegetable!
It's not? Next thing you'll be telling me is that onion rings don't count as vegetables either!
And vodka infused smoothies are still bad for your liver D:
Your onion rings count as vegetables if my candy corn does, too. Deal?
Candy corn is neither corn nor candy. It's a straight up bitter lie.
Nay, it is such sweet deception! Truth is for dullards.
Next lesson: green salads aren't always healthy either. Especially if they're covered in fried chicken, cheese and fatty dressings.
Now you know why she's been adamantly opposed to baby oil for 19 years.
Ah!! The perks of being blonde.
Oh let her eat potato or macaroni salads all she want and wait for her complaining why she's gaining some weight.
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Ugh, I'll bet you're one of these party-poopers who says that carrot cake is not a vegetable!
It's salad alright! Did she miss some classes in school?! Well OP I feel bad for you but YouTube videos are always there for your help. Make her watch it.