Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
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Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Top comments
thestrangedude 10
At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one
shhhaaarrron 12
How is your doctor a doctor exactly?
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Comments (70)
cjlerch 29
You may want to consider looking for another doctor.
simsgirlgem 25
I say YDI for not telling him which shoulder but if he's one of those Doctors you know the one who thinks you're a dumb ass when you say the pain is in one area and they poke and prod another
askullnamedbilly 33
If the doctor's got a medical degree, he should be able to recognize the obvious deformity that comes with dislocated joints. Seriously, google 'dislocation' if you've never seen one before, they're not easy to misdiagnose.
Bossgirlhana 15
Ouch!! Sorry about that OP. I dislocated both of my kneecaps on two different occasions and I know how bad a dislocation can hurt. Get well soon...
Hiimhaileypotter 52
I totally would, if he'd stop changing his damn location and tell us where he practices! :P lol
CSUNMSU 5
There is no "practically dislocating it". It either did or didn't wimp
askullnamedbilly 33
Wrong. There's a thing called 'subluxation', which is the incomplete or partial luxation (also known as dislocation) of a joint. It's easier to reduce, but still very much painful.
BekkyLove15 14
Actually a partial dislocation is called a subluxation.
GirlGamer12345 22
Maybe it's time for a new doctor.........
lil_miss_simran 15
What a horrible doctor
Credibleskills 28
Please get a new doctor immediately and then, schedule another appointment ASAP!
vikky538 28
so now u have two dislocated shoulders...must have been hell of a pint to write the FML with dislocated shoulders...
hellnosucka 27
well you know what they say... the more the merrier...