Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
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AUShano
| 15
Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!
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ThomasBombadil
| 31
I'll have what she had.
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jerryj
| 27
Well, did you find anything?
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subiedude08
| 17
Yea the sweet spot.
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buckdharma
| 36
Forbidden fruit maybe?
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SgtAssCheeks
| 21
The apple of Eden?
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Llamassss
| 21
Well, she went on her way, so nothing was found.
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Stazza11
| 27
At least you know who to call for role play now haha.
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chocolatefrog28
| 29
Well, at least one of you enjoyed the experience.
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Chanti_fml
| 26
Sounds like she finished too...
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ThomasBombadil
| 31
I'll have what she had.
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AUShano
| 15
Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!
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Jessj958
| 19
Because you are great at what you do! ;) lol
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Jakob2255
| 12
check your pocket for her number
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ClearlyImFunny
| 12
First to say YDI
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FucYoCouch
| 13
Clearly your username is wrong.
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hellnosucka
| 27
yea I think #8 misspelled their name quite terribly.
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CrikOgresmasher
| 19
I think it was meant to be "Clearlyimfirst". I call first to bitchslap him
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why_teh_hell
| 25
/Just her way of making the experience mutual and making you feel as awkward as you probably made her feel./ At least I'm hoping that's why.
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garrett_8614
| 14
I'm sure OP feels just as awkward feeling up people all day
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why_teh_hell
| 25
Haha, true. Well I guess she made it even worse then!
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chuka81
| 27
Maybe she was just trying to rattle you. Or maybe you have really good hands.
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Black_Knight80
| 13
She probably really needed the job.