FML : Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on...

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ohdear. - / Saturday 29 March 2014 23:07 / United Kingdom - London

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By AUShano | 15

#5900191 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:40

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

By ThomasBombadil | 31

#5900189 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:35

I'll have what she had.

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By jerryj | 27

#5900185 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:32

Well, did you find anything?

subiedude08 | 17

#5900187 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:34

Yea the sweet spot.

buckdharma | 35

#5900223 - Sunday 30 March 2014 14:40

Forbidden fruit maybe?

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5900225 - Sunday 30 March 2014 14:43

The apple of Eden?

Llamassss | 21

#5900287 - Sunday 30 March 2014 17:36

Well, she went on her way, so nothing was found.

Stazza11 | 27

#5900522 - Sunday 30 March 2014 22:04

At least you know who to call for role play now haha.

By chocolatefrog28 | 29

#5900186 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:33

Well, at least one of you enjoyed the experience.

By Chanti_fml | 26

#5900188 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:34

Sounds like she finished too...

By ThomasBombadil | 31

#5900189 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:35

I'll have what she had.

By AUShano | 15

#5900191 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:40

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

Jessj958 | 19

#5900432 - Sunday 30 March 2014 19:41

Because you are great at what you do! ;) lol

By Jakob2255 | 12

#5900192 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:42

check your pocket for her number

By ClearlyImFunny | 12

#5900193 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:42

First to say YDI
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FucYoCouch | 13

#5900207 - Sunday 30 March 2014 14:09

Clearly your username is wrong.

hellnosucka | 27

#5900302 - Sunday 30 March 2014 18:17

yea I think #8 misspelled their name quite terribly.

CrikOgresmasher | 19

#5900494 - Sunday 30 March 2014 21:04

I think it was meant to be "Clearlyimfirst". I call first to bitchslap him

By why_teh_hell | 25

#5900194 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:44

/Just her way of making the experience mutual and making you feel as awkward as you probably made her feel./ At least I'm hoping that's why.

garrett_8614 | 14

#5900595 - Monday 31 March 2014 0:06

I'm sure OP feels just as awkward feeling up people all day

why_teh_hell | 25

#5900985 - Monday 31 March 2014 8:19

Haha, true. Well I guess she made it even worse then!

By chuka81 | 27

#5900195 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:46

Maybe she was just trying to rattle you. Or maybe you have really good hands.

By Black_Knight80 | 13

#5900197 - Sunday 30 March 2014 13:53

She probably really needed the job.

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