By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
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AUShano 15
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Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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ThomasBombadil 31

I'll have what she had.

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jerryj 27
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Well, did you find anything?

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subiedude08 17

Yea the sweet spot.

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buckdharma 36
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Forbidden fruit maybe?

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SgtAssCheeks 21
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The apple of Eden?

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Llamassss 21

Well, she went on her way, so nothing was found.

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Stazza11 27
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At least you know who to call for role play now haha.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, at least one of you enjoyed the experience.

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Chanti_fml 26
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Sounds like she finished too...

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ThomasBombadil 31

I'll have what she had.

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AUShano 15
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Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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Jessj958 19

Because you are great at what you do! ;) lol

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Jakob2255 12
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check your pocket for her number

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ClearlyImFunny 12
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First to say YDI give me a badge

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FucYoCouch 13
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Clearly your username is wrong.

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hellnosucka 27
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yea I think #8 misspelled their name quite terribly.

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CrikOgresmasher 19
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I think it was meant to be "Clearlyimfirst". I call first to bitchslap him

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why_teh_hell 25
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/Just her way of making the experience mutual and making you feel as awkward as you probably made her feel./ At least I'm hoping that's why.

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garrett_8614 14
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I'm sure OP feels just as awkward feeling up people all day

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why_teh_hell 25
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Haha, true. Well I guess she made it even worse then!

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chuka81 27
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Maybe she was just trying to rattle you. Or maybe you have really good hands.

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Black_Knight80 13
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She probably really needed the job.

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