Nothing better to do

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 06:57 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML
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saIty 17

"Why is my master looking at m-SQUIRRAL!!!!!"

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missyj0 12

Sounds like you need a hobby..

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missyj0 12

Sounds like you need a hobby..

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Pentium_4 27

eh......playing video games is much easier

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jojoboy 0

It's not an FML. OP just needs some human attention.. For at least 3 hours

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

for real. OP, they have books that tell you what's going on in a dogs head....it'd be so much easier to read about than to try and actually do....unless you're a psychic....

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I_Hug_Cats 26

I think that IS Op's hobby.

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Discombobulated9 12

Your dogs thoughts- "Oh gawd, he's staring at me again....Time to lick my nuts".

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HarleyJM 7

Pentium I see you on every single fml I read

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s15c 9

I just read this and thought, "What the **** is wrong with you?"

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Bball_boy15 3

47- I just read your comment and said " UMad?"

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Country29 16

Yeah I wonder how that went for him..

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ElricMustang 23

Dogs' minds are very complex. I can read my bunny's mind, though.

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yupitssoph 18

Me too. Because they don't have thoughts.

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saIty 17

"Why is my master looking at m-SQUIRRAL!!!!!"

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alliewillie 22

It makes me sad the you actually misspelled "squirrel".

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elephantom12 9

128 - you misspelled "that" which is even sadder ;(

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CrocodilePolice 5

Do you now dream of chasing mailmen and licking peoples faces?

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KittyJay 3

And in the process you found out your dog has more of a life than you do... just a guess...

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StopDropNRoll 11

5 bucks says he tries again tomorrow.

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Gamaryn 0

No, Tomorrow he's going to try it on his cat.

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lorenzoman77 7

36 people owe you 5 bucks.

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

I'm surr he's trying it again now.

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jojoboy 0

I bet he was thinking what an idiot you are for trying to read his mind

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