Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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Comments (254)
freebird5of1979 7
That would be a deal breaker for me!
Tijenai 5
Normally, I'd say "Well if you can't handle his belief system, you're not worth his time," but...I think it's the other way around.
pipboy3billion 7
That's the crazy anti gay people right?
tj4234 36
unfortunately, yes :(.
DanielleinDC 34
They're the crazy anti-everything people.
rawr_ily96 24
Anti-Gay, Anti-Military, Anti-Jew, Anti-EverythingThatDisagreesWithThem... Need I go on?
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I would stay well away from that swarming hatefest, that is the Westboro Baptist 'church'. Those people are just plain evil.
FlickWaffle 30
that sucks! Atleast you found out before you got too involved!
jubjub86 7
I love how religious people knock other religions. Acting all high and mighty about theirs. All organized religions are cults with the exception of Buddhism. Don't get me wrong OP you need to get the f*** out of there but find yourself a nice agnostic or atheist guy.
Azail 15
Just out of curiosity how is Buddhism not a cult? And not all of religions are cults. You're an ignorant ass if you believe that.
jubjub86 7
I am anything but ignorant. I have been through catechism and catholic high school where I also learned about other religions. Buddhism is not a cult because they do not ask for money nor do they use guilt.
HammyBear13 8
Religions teach what they want about other religions. If you want to know full and well about every religion, you need to study under every religion. Dont just take one religions word as full truth.
jubjub86 7
Religion was originally created to answer questions that we could not, as well as to create order in society before we had laws. We now have laws and anyone that believes someone walked this planet that could walk on water, turn water to wine, and had a virgin mother is insane. Almost all wars have been over religious differences. Most religions are also against gays, birth control and abortion in a world that is already over populated.
limabeans101029 21
But you have to admit that the Westboro Baptist church is an exception- they deserved to be knocked.
jubjub86 7
Yes they are worse than most. Run OP run!
amisenho 11
Sounds like you're "acting all high and mighty" about atheism and agnosticism, jubjub86. I'm pretty sure that choosing not to follow a religion counts as a belief system, in and of itself, let alone believing that some form of intelligent design exists. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
chosha_fml 27
#82 Buddhism is no exception. In countries where it is the majority religion there are people who spit on beggars (especially if disabled) because they believe that they must have been evil in a previous life to 'deserve' their lot in this life. Any religion that teaches non-evidence-based certainty leads to evil treatment of other people.
horneyhic 15
No war has ever truly been about religion religion has merely been the excuse the people In power use to get the common folk on board every war ever is about power
chosha_fml 27
#133 Or money. Or both.
pazuzus_intern 10
82 you're the type of person that really gets on my nerves. The self-proclaimed "athiest" that jumps on any chance to bash religion like a bitch in heat. First, this FML clearly isn't about a difference in religious views, it's about OP's boyfriend supporting and insane hate group. Frankly I don't care if someone believes that the entire universe grew from an onion, if they can see the stupidity breeding in the WBC community, I'm not going to try to invalidate their thoughts and views by pointing at their religion. Atheists or agnostics are in no way superior to religious people or vice versa, and it's the belief that one group is that makes this whole thing a clusterfuck. Also I am not religious, I just can't stand it when some one-man revolution such as yourself makes us all look like assholes. Lay off.
WingedApollo 12
The crazy ones always look normal
skyeyez9 25
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jessmyst 4
Run! He's too far gone in the world of bigots!
ohcrapitscurtis 8
LEAVE!!!!!! He will run you down.