Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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Comments (254)
kernelkat 16
Tell him you're a Scientologist. Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll break up with you.
itsmegandoll 6
You need to run for it girly.
rogwest 23
Yeah just leave.... Seriously just go! an kick him in the nuts on the way out an hopefully prevent this assclown from reproducing!!
cathrope 10
Can we draft every one from that church and if they refuse, shot them?
allplayedout 20
I'm confused how a supporter of WBC could've had multiple conversations with a woman who wasn't his mother.
chosha_fml 27
Supporter. Not member.
CreepInTheCorner 11
Good luck with that wedding...
Devul143 12
yup.. your life sucks... aaaand a-buh-bye!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Resistance is futile. You WILL be assimilated.
pbull 5
Why would you go out with someone who is mentally challenged
rilatos 17
What is it, and why is it bad?
Quiet_one 22
They're the fanatical group that protests funerals because, according to them, the deaths are God's punishment to America for allowing gay people to exist. Really. They mostly picket soldiers' funerals, but they go to others as well, like the victims of widely publicized tragedies. They're hate-filled, irrational, and have no respect for the grieving families. That's why they're bad.