Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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31SecondsAlone 15
Nobody is gonna waste their time reading this but: For people who don't know the Westboro Baptist Church is an awful cult, they post signs saying that "god hates" everything that they don't believe in and they crashed a soldier's funeral just because they didn't believe in the war he fought in. They teach far from what is taught in most christian churches. My advice is to dump him because he is most likely not going to agree with you on most of your beliefs...unless you see more pros than cons in your relationship. Have a nice day er'body :)
therouni 23
Run, dont walk, away as fast as you can!
NodakN8V 25
Kill it with fire
dutchgirrl 8
I just read something of that church, but they are crazy as hell. they only spread hate, if you don't run now, you'll turn into a brainwashed hater of mankind. go to an other country, so he can't find you. and do it now.
askingandy 23
They shouldn't be allowed to disagree in the disrespectful and horrible ways they do, but we need to remember that they are allowed to disagree with homosexuality and war and whatever else all they want. If we act like they can't have their own beliefs, we're acting just like them.
unidentifieduser 23
Run while you still can!
trueblue170 13
GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW.
Likian5 26
Breakup in 3...2...
loyal_American 2
kill him
LezBeHappy 0
Lol. I'm a lesbian and a Buddhist. WBC's wet dream.
top_hat_god 2
a lesbian buddhist, respect