maddie
Austin, United States
Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not my bf anymore
United States
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Anonymous
India
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Anonymous
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
hailsatan666
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
DefiantBaka
Stony Plain, Canada
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
kenabrookee
Northridge, United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Emily
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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Comments (254)
revvy38 4
Better get out while the gettin' is good! You will be sorry!
bella_bunz0415 10
Trick him to dumb you so you don't get a stalker in your hands
worldclassrager 41
Did he say didn't you know that when you found out? End it before it's too late those people are wacky...
jackcat 11
Tell him you can't be with him anymore because you've done some thinking and decided you're gay.
2_Fn_funny 6
dump his antisupport jack ass excuse for a human. God Bless the USA!
Delicious08 3
I guess I'm out of the loop on this one.....what's that?
qwertyu_ioplk 9
it's basically a hate group against gays...
paganecho 3
Time to dump his A** !!! They are the most bigoted and hypocritical people I have ever seen.
NocturnalCro 14
I see you used the term 'been'. I hope it was a prompt kick to the curb... or nuts. Both work.
emmydafox 16
OP, It's advised you run. The WBC are dangerous, and unstable people. Be very cautious should you choose to further communicate with this man.
Eivana 37
I would be torn between beating the shit out of him and not wanting to put my hands on that filth at the same time. I'm not sure where he would end up.
Azail 15
There's a solution where ya can bash him and not get anything on your hands. Wear gloves ^^