Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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Comments (254)
PhotoSmith 25
Speaking as a Christian, those Westboro freaks are ten kinds of f@$& up. They are a prime example of what happens if you only pick and choose what you want out of the Bible to suit your own desires. Anyone can take a sentence out of context and say God hates these people. My belief is that if God hated anyone, they would not exist in the first place.
antoniasiddall 5
According to the bible jesus spent time with prostitutes... lets see the messed up f***'s argue that one away
Dave_Davington 35
Well, you and every other more liberal Christian are also picking and choosing just as much as the Westboro knob ends. All the hatred, genocide, slavery, xenophobia and general bigotry are just as much a part of the bible as the peace and love related verses. Theologically speaking, you're all just picking and choosing what parts to take seriously and what parts to ignore based on your existing morals.
Dave_Davington 35
Obviously. My point is that saying only Westboro pick and choose which Bible verses to follow and which to ignore is simply wrong.
PhotoSmith 25
#49 I agree. Anyone fighting in the name of their religion obviously did not study their religion well. #31 when someone gives me a line from the Bible, I like to look it up and read the context it came from. I will admit sometimes I have picked a line from the Bible to support an argument, but I do try to make sure it is in the context in which its written. I would nave try to use the Bible to judge somebody. All judgments I make are my own. Although I do try not to judge people, I have done so. And people like the Westboro church group, I will call them freaks for disrespecting our fallen soldiers for dying in the line of duty to protect their right to protest them because they fight in an armed force threat accepts homosexuals.
tourdeforce 6
Actually, I think religions exist maybe because some people want to reign other people. They create some belief to make people believe and obey their rules.
sebamiester 5
its fine to pick and choose parts of the bible, I mean some stories I don't believe and some I find weird and don't understand the morales of some, but what they do is take it and manipulate it to seem bad, which is what no one should do, negativity and sadism are awful. Optimism! live life how you want because if some one does something you don't want you can still make the best out of it! I love all beliefs and religions btw :p
Ladisa 28
Maddie? Is the guy your neighbor?
dawnimus 21
I think OP now wishes he was still dating Maddy from work.
imchacon22 19
I truly believe that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions but those people can go to hell! We live an hour away from their "church" and it disgusts me how often they threaten to come to a soldiers funeral and cause a scene when it's thanks to people who do enlist that people aren't getting drafted.
mercifulbane 3
honey, i told you that you are more welcome to join me and my church
Major_General 10
I'm confused: which one of you two is the intolerant one? Remember, you can only tolerate something you don't approve of.
Ins0mau 20
One can be tolerant without having to be infinitely so. Those Westborough Baptist guys are off the charts!
chosha_fml 27
#37 Tolerance doesn't extend to dating the person you disapprove of. You can tolerate difference of belief without inviting hatred and bigotry into your personal life.
limabeans101029 21
But... surely the Westboro Baptist church isn't something that should be tolerated? Maybe you think differently, but I don't think the picketing of soliders' funerals, including the use of signs saying things like "Thank god for dead soldiers!", should be tolerated at all.
tourdeforce 6
Pure tolerance doesn't exist. Or in other words, there are nothing a hundred percent pure. People do things just for needs, but we can never tell what we do or what we want is good or bad. Sometimes even the line between good and bad is obscure.
perdix 31
Good thing you're a girl, otherwise, you'd have to hold signs saying God hates you and your boyfriend.
Narutosuns2fan 12
What an crazy asshole, dump him. Not even a word, dump him and ******* run
rockfreak333 7
Ouch, just ouch
graceinsheepwear 34
The "church" is denounced by the global Baptist religion and is monitored by the Anti Defamation League and the Southern Poverty Law Center, a well known and influential organization that tracks Neo Nazi and other hate groups. I trust their judgment.
rawr_ily96 24
I agree. Hey, OP! Care to tell us more?