Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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Comments (254)
LindseyLooh 6
That is as we say in South Africa "swak" (weak/crappy). And yes, we even know about Westboro Church at the tip of Africa. They are also swak...
hordriss 14
Tell him you're breaking up with him because dating him has made you realise you're gay. His reaction will be priceless.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
just googled what the westboro baptist church is, the church is described as basically a hate group against gays tbh, yep get rid of him.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
i don't think you understand, have a look at what the westboro baptist church is, then come back and see if you still think it's ok......
Sriehl 13
No matter what do not dump him...he is a special kind of crazy, get a good laugh out of it and give him shit about it. Enjoy the craziness why you can
sythe511 28
I'm a christian myself, and I can honestly say that they are barely religious. They quote the Bible, twisting it hopelessly out of context.
reveal 10
don't leave them because of who they support, leave them because they don't support you.
levk99 6
tell him your a guy and see what he does...
Loammi 3
Remember OP said he is a firm supporter, not a member. Just saying, the sabotage and inside leak ideas don't apply to someone who isn't an actual member of the church.
saidoh_fml 26
I hate having to ask this question, because it comes up a lot, but where the hell are all these ydi's coming from?