Love: Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter...

maddie 6 November 2013, 05:06 Austin, United States

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

not my bf anymore 5 November 2015, 21:15 United States

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

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Anonymous 9 April 2020, 20:00 India

Mask off

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML

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Anonymous 15 October 2020, 20:01

No chuds, thanks

Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

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hailsatan666 9 June 2012, 18:43 Dublin, Ireland

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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DefiantBaka 21 May 2022, 16:00 Stony Plain, Canada

Bad omen

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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kenabrookee 3 April 2013, 05:48 Northridge, United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

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Anonymous 25 July 2026, 12:00 United States

Turn the other cheek

Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML

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Emily 17 September 2019, 08:00

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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brother love 13 August 2010, 05:33 United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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DocBastard 40

6 November 2013, 12:20

Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.