Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
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minna97
| 14
BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN
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thrifting
| 18
Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.
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minna97
| 14
BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN
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Ambient25
| 24
I still don't understand how he agreed to go ice skating with her
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Stylux_fml
| 16
#23 She probably seduced him with her overwhelming COOLness.
Prepare yourself for a pun war, my friend.
Prepare yourself for a pun war, my friend.
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NeatNit
| 32
This is probably one of the SHARPEST comments I've seen!
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Stylux_fml
| 16
I-cy what you did there.
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Jemm_fml
| 29
FOR DINNER.
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dman255
| 10
#23 She was probably just like "you're coming there with me tomorrow" and like twitched her eye like a psychopath. She'd probably stab him if he stood her up.
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fakedsincerity
| 32
@23. he has no balls.
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GreatGeak
| 8
I think 52 BROKE UP the pun war.....how COLD.
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hannahsnyder69
| 16
I really do want to understand what you meant here #52
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Stylux_fml
| 16
#117 I think he needs to just chill out.
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extrasnipes
| 22
guys putting caps on the PUN makes the pun less cool just saying
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xZoeAmethystx
| 12
Are you "dating" THE overly attached girlfriend? I think the answer is yes.
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Acik91
| 26
Well, at least she's rather cute.
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Comet_Candy
| 23
She has those eyes that stare into your soul... What a woman.
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Dawnstempest
| 17
@ 42 And a knife to plunge into your back the first time you turn it to her. Well, you know what they say, "Love hurts."
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Rulerray97
| 25
@42 Found ya! ;)
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thrifting
| 18
Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.
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peacheso
| 31
I sure hope she doesn't see this FML
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thrifting
| 18
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned via internet.
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poulkrebs
| 20
How about... Not going ?
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MrsDruidess
| 23
I have to agree, if you go . . YDI. just say no, no one can date you without dating you. . .
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d_mellette
| 8
How about going , try dumping her again , if that doesn't work. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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bobo_the_bear
| 5
I say go, but bring along another girl as your date. Maybe then she will get the message or you end up in a threesome situation. Win Win.
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Eg94
| 2
... Win
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shadowrider879
| 4
Definetly a win win
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml
| 14
I find this series of events rather hilarious, but I am sorry you seem to be stuck in a terrible situation!
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snippit
| 18
Just don't go
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
He'll then end up going there in a body bag.
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Infinet
| 8
The story of Bad Luck Brian and Overly Attatched Girlfriend. She may buy you a doge next.
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addioty
| 19
Would you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
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laughmaster
| 9
Tell her that you guys aren't on the same page in the relationship, honestly OP, I know it's rough but the longer you let this go on the worse it'll hurt her in the end
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DLT_fml
| 20
This whole FML started with him talking to her about it! Some people (like my ex) take a lot of convincing. He was dumb to agree to go skating, I wouldn't suggest trying again on a slippery surface while she has blades attached to her feet.
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fakedsincerity
| 32
68: you don't convince someone to accept your breakup you grow some balls and tell them it's over and leave.
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qassaq
| 14
It's about the time someone grows a pair... No means no.
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LyzardSmith28
| 11
Maybe this is a good time to learn to stand up for yourself. No man should be whipped.
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HammyBear13
| 8
Thats worse than whipped. Shes got his balls cemented down. Hes fucked.