I still don't understand how he agreed to go ice skating with her

#23 She probably seduced him with her overwhelming COOLness. Prepare yourself for a pun war, my friend.

This is probably one of the SHARPEST comments I've seen!

I-cy what you did there.

FOR DINNER.

#23 She was probably just like "you're coming there with me tomorrow" and like twitched her eye like a psychopath. She'd probably stab him if he stood her up.

@23. he has no balls.

I think 52 BROKE UP the pun war.....how COLD.

I really do want to understand what you meant here #52

#117 I think he needs to just chill out.

guys putting caps on the PUN makes the pun less cool just saying

Well, at least she's rather cute.

She has those eyes that stare into your soul... What a woman.

@ 42 And a knife to plunge into your back the first time you turn it to her. Well, you know what they say, "Love hurts."

@42 Found ya! ;)

I sure hope she doesn't see this FML

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned via internet.

I have to agree, if you go . . YDI. just say no, no one can date you without dating you. . .

How about going , try dumping her again , if that doesn't work. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

I say go, but bring along another girl as your date. Maybe then she will get the message or you end up in a threesome situation. Win Win.

... Win

Definetly a win win

He'll then end up going there in a body bag.

Would you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

This whole FML started with him talking to her about it! Some people (like my ex) take a lot of convincing. He was dumb to agree to go skating, I wouldn't suggest trying again on a slippery surface while she has blades attached to her feet.

68: you don't convince someone to accept your breakup you grow some balls and tell them it's over and leave.

Thats worse than whipped. Shes got his balls cemented down. Hes fucked.