By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
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minna97 14

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

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thrifting 18

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

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minna97 14

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

467 8
Ambient25 24

I still don't understand how he agreed to go ice skating with her

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Stylux_fml 16

#23 She probably seduced him with her overwhelming COOLness. Prepare yourself for a pun war, my friend.

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NeatNit 32

This is probably one of the SHARPEST comments I've seen!

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dman255 10

#23 She was probably just like "you're coming there with me tomorrow" and like twitched her eye like a psychopath. She'd probably stab him if he stood her up.

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GreatGeak 8

I think 52 BROKE UP the pun war.....how COLD.

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hannahsnyder69 16

I really do want to understand what you meant here #52

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Stylux_fml 16

#117 I think he needs to just chill out.

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extrasnipes 22

guys putting caps on the PUN makes the pun less cool just saying

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xZoeAmethystx 12

Are you "dating" THE overly attached girlfriend? I think the answer is yes.

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Comet_Candy 23

She has those eyes that stare into your soul... What a woman.

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Dawnstempest 17

@ 42 And a knife to plunge into your back the first time you turn it to her. Well, you know what they say, "Love hurts."

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Meaniebobeanie 26

@42 Found ya! ;)

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thrifting 18

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

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thrifting 18

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned via internet.

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MrsDruidess 23

I have to agree, if you go . . YDI. just say no, no one can date you without dating you. . .

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d_mellette 8

How about going , try dumping her again , if that doesn't work. GET THE **** OUT OF THERE

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bobo_the_bear 5

I say go, but bring along another girl as your date. Maybe then she will get the message or you end up in a threesome situation. Win Win.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

I find this series of events rather hilarious, but I am sorry you seem to be stuck in a terrible situation!

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Infinet 8

The story of Bad Luck Brian and Overly Attatched Girlfriend. She may buy you a doge next.

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addioty 19

Would you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

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laughmaster 9

Tell her that you guys aren't on the same page in the relationship, honestly OP, I know it's rough but the longer you let this go on the worse it'll hurt her in the end

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DLT_fml 20

This whole FML started with him talking to her about it! Some people (like my ex) take a lot of convincing. He was dumb to agree to go skating, I wouldn't suggest trying again on a slippery surface while she has blades attached to her feet.

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fakedsincerity 32

68: you don't convince someone to accept your breakup you grow some balls and tell them it's over and leave.

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qassaq 14

It's about the time someone grows a pair... No means no.

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LyzardSmith28 11

Maybe this is a good time to learn to stand up for yourself. No man should be whipped.

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HammyBear13 8

Thats worse than whipped. Shes got his balls cemented down. Hes ******.

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