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If FML has taught me anything, it's that when you overreact to things, you end up looking like a fool when they show you how stupid you are
The truth. This man speaks it.
You act just like my father. Whenever something stupid starts, he just picks up the phone and starts yelling. What ends up happening is the guy proves him to be an idiot and WE'RE left with an embarrased grouch who starts yelling when we ask him where to put his clean laundry. And one thing I've learned about working in costumer service is that you NEVER EVER yell at the guy who a) works behind the counter and b) tells you what you can/cannot do. There is ALWAYS somebody above him telling him how to act, whether he agrees with it or not.
yeah
You waited three days...why exactly?
probably to make sure it wasnt just something weird going on
A cord.. that activates.. hot water? I have to admit, I can't even picture that.
It's actually pretty cutting edge. It saves energy and money. http://energysavinggadgets.net/a-shower-head-that-conserves-hot-water/
Mercy! Let's run through sprinklers naked.
They are somewhat common in Europe I believe. I remember a few places I stayed in France and England in 1995 having cords you pulled to activate the water so it wasn't just running constantly.
Honestly, I would of never thought that a cord could activate hot water. But i guess it does.
Angry hot water shower issues are often like skydiving, everything will be alright... just pull the cord!
Maybe you should have heated the water yourself with your "fiery wrath".
Although you probably should have addressed the problem sooner and definitely shouldn't have gotten so angry, FYL for having to pull a cord to get hot water. Unless that's standard procedure in Manchester, the hotel (or whatever your accommodations are) should have provided instructions.
You want some heat? Here's my finger. Pull it.
Ok, I'll pull it. WHOOPS, that wasn't a finger... ;)
That's the one I use to count to 11.
Or ten and a half. Twenty and a half, counting toes.
hey, who told you about the accident at my circumcision?
Your mom.
Your mom told EVERYONE. =)
Well, it managed to make at least one baby! Not fun to look at, but surprisingly effective.
See, there's the problem. Only ONE so far. But the members of "Plexico, have my babies" will soon fix that. ;)
I'm thrilled to hear that! My child's always wanted brothers and sisters, but I haven't told her about the club. ;)
Yeah, you might want to wait until she's a little older to explain that one to her. your daughter: "Daddy, why didn't you and mommy tell me about my brothers and sisters?" you: "Err....Mommy doesn't know? There's a secret club." daughter: "Secret club? Can mommy and I be in it?" you: "Uh, no. Please don't tell your mother" daughter: "Mommyyyy!!!!!! I've got brothers and sisters!"
My daughter might be so happy to have brothers and sisters that she'd accept the title of Princess of the club. Don't worry, Toxi and Pixie, it's just a formal title, it would not affect the dictatorial and vice-dictatorial powers that you wield.
Yes, he does.
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If FML has taught me anything, it's that when you overreact to things, you end up looking like a fool when they show you how stupid you are
A cord.. that activates.. hot water? I have to admit, I can't even picture that.