Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML
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twittom 0
not surprising when they can't spell trailer
whitewoods 3
At least your son will break the mold.
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twittom 0
not surprising when they can't spell trailer
imlagginglol 0
Ahahaha
robnunzi12 2
exactly what I was thinking
Igor_g5 0
Same here.
Jasper8713 2
Actually, in Canada, "trailor" is an accepted spelling. Use any standard word processing software and change the language to "Canadian English" for your proof.
twittom 0
there's a popular show in Canada called Trailer Park Boys, so I did not know this.
CitrusGirl 0
Thank you 21 I feel enlightened :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They capitalize the word "a" in Canada too? Weirdos(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They capitalize the word "a" in Canada too? Weirdos(:
esu 5
I'm Canadian and its spelt trailer here too not trailor
pandabearsmiles 0
But OP wrote "trailer"..?
Maybelline008 10
#66 before everyone started complaining about the OP spelling the FML had "trailor" instead of "trailer".
balest22 0
ha
freshx_fml 6
this from a guy taking it in his Hugh Jass by a statue..
5t3ff1k4h 47
54 - I'm Canadian as well and we can spell it either way.
YourMomsFml 0
Stupid Canadians
mmedeiros14 0
She also spelled while wrong and your an asshole 135
mimosa79 8
Whilst is simply an "archaic" alternative to while. Same meaning.
tjv3 10
first I would have walked up to her and introduced myself , then I would tell her that she might think of me as trash but I'm not the one talking about people behind their backs, lastly I would tell her that at least I'm still going to be employed after I complain to the principal , school board, PTA, and plaster it across facebook, twitter, 4-square, linkedin, and the local news chat rooms. But then again that's just me
5t3ff1k4h 47
142 - Actually, she didn't. 'Whilst' is the British version of 'while', just like 'spelt' is the British version of 'spelled'. She spelled it right and used it in the right context, though not many Canadians use the British way of spelling (aside from the common 'ou' in 'colour' and 'favourite').
CassSanchez 5
You know what ? Canadiens are ******* awesome .
SCrazy_fml 0
122- I'm canadien too and you're supposed to spell it trailer because you're canadien, but some people just like spelling it trailor better. Sadly, I'm twelve and know this but you guys all don't .
Jammy01jams 2
I hope you all are kidding. In Canada we are not freaks. Do not worry, we don't spell it Trailor. Whoever said that is unbelievably stupid. If I put that on my paper, I will lose a mark and my teacher will most likely call me an idiot for spelling one of the easiest to spell in the English language wrong. It is spelled Trailer.
LouieLZ 5
169- Your pic is a WIN!!!
m0tl3ycru3 0
All the cAnAdiAns took offense And voted it down :(
Beast_Hoff 0
maybe they mispelled it cuz they were busy riding their polar bear to school from their igloo after having a maple syrup breakfast with a tv-less night of playing yatzee.... eh?
Beast_Hoff 0
and yet you mispelles Canadian?? Really?
Jasper8713 2
Wow, seriously #169? Change the language to your word processing software to "Canadian English," and see if it tells you that "trailor" is wrong. We take many of our spellings from British English, although many people now spell things the American way. If any teacher marked this as incorrect, you could easily fight it... Same with using an "s" instead of a "z" in words like criticise. They are CORRECT spellings, and just because you do not spell them that way, does not make them incorrect. I grew up in southern Ontario (near London), and have always spelled them as "trailor" and "criticise" and have never received any hassle from teachers (or professors when I was in university)... In short: Please do not call me stupid. Take the time to learn about alternate spellings.
bannaz 3
shedid
OMG_N3RD 0
I know
ucofresh 4
You're**
SCrazy_fml 0
183 - stfu stop being racist and canadien is the orgin of Canadian .
FML858 0
135 go die In a hole u ****** douchebag,
Professor59 2
Or just take the high road and say, "Pleased to meet you. I'm Mrs. Johnson." Then leave. Then do that other internet stuff.
awesomeloser14 0
I looked on there and it IS spelled 'trailer' smart one. -.-
Idonebeenhad 17
Well you did spell kindergarten wrong, plus you're Canadian. ydi
ConfusingAlexand 0
coming from the dude who has Justin beiber as his profile pic. nice.
AboveTheRest 6
no we don't.
smile1992 0
amen!! I'd tell the bitch exactly that!
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
actually whilst is the formal version of while in britain. for when you're writing posh letters etc. mostly I just say while
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
199- I think we could tell you're 12 as your picture is justin bieber. just saying
Punkpoptart1119 20
#144 is my hero. =D I live in a trailer- I spell it 'trailer' where I'm from- and it really ticks me off when people stereotype like that. Its like people look at you and think "Oh..they're from a trailer park..they'll never get anywhere in life..they were probably born with a crack pipe in their mouth..' Most of those stereotypes aren't even true. I am 21 and I have a good job and I don't have any kids, nor am I pregnant. I am going to school soon also. Yeah..some people actually contribute to the stereotype..most of those people messed up early in life and don't know how to pull themselves back up. And some people work really hard but still get paid crap because they don't have a college degree. I would do exactly what #144 said. Tell her that you're gonna still have a job, unlike her, come tomorrow when you talk to the principal. And how is it that surprising that a smart kid came from a trailer park? We work just as hard as the rest of the kids in school. I hope that teacher gets fired and is never allowed to teach again. Douche.
Neko_Banshee 13
...apparently you can't read. Its spelled precisely the same way you did. Both are correct.
ImanAzol 4
He is being an asshole, but "Canadian" is not a race, it's a nationality.
ThatSceneKid1313 9
yes we areee.
anna15243 6
you can say/type whilst. look it up in the dictionary dumbass
lucyisbae 18
You spelled exactly the same way as them.
silentxninja 13
Yeah, that threw me off for a second... haha.
Black_Magic87 0
I wouldve punched her in the throat and poored beer on her
iLazy 0
That would make her child's life hell in school.
EvilPotato 15
I would have laughed at that but then I realized, what the hell is poored?
lmaoatall 6
11 it's poor mans beer
agaba 0
ur pic matches ur comments so well
HelloKitty8909 0
lol!
staceysgenesis16 0
slap that bitch in the face with an algebra book ..
whitewoods 3
At least your son will break the mold.
GigaPudding_fml 24
Yeah, if you think about it that way you already have someone who loves you and your son is good looking... Although, I'll say FYL because it's never fun to be insulted
CitrusGirl 0
Maybe I'm just weird, but I immediatly thought of a very moldy trailer.
Shy_Anne 10
43-Lmfao
sailorzoe 14
I had a boyfriend who was that way. He is currently getting his masters in molecular science and his mother and family are complete trash.
daka_fml 5
lol what a bitch
sailorzoe 14
It is what it is. :)
MissFukMyLuck 0
5- being a very open minded artist and admirer of the beauty of the female body, yours is amazing! exquisite girl keep rockin it :)
fish1197_fml 0
fyl like a g6
papaya_master 4
How is that even relevant?
Lopee069 4
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Then make your son gtfo that school, if they judge people.
ImaWiseGuy 5
everybody judges, it's human nature....the teacher shouldn't categorize all "trailer trash" as idiots or failures.....
atills 0
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exactly!!! I live in a trailer park so I completely agree. I know really smart people in my trailer park, they just make bad decisions like to smoke weed, or drink, or fail to do their homework and shit like that.
sleepydeath 4
right here^
Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad 7
Then they were knowledgable, not smart.
kiraleann 16
Well, even if it's not illegal, it's still unprofessional.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Lol @ 50.
_streets_ 19
At least your son turned out okay though, right?
Tommananaze6T9 4
hey look a troll
Primo_Loco 0
59 seems like the only troll here
bentleyGCspeed 0
No, I'm pretty sure that chick is a troll, not the guy that pointed it out.
Tommananaze6T9 4
yea id have to agree with 111
_streets_ 19
hmm I've never been considered a troll before.
Tommananaze6T9 4
yea well now u have congratulations on being as ugly as a troll
CarleeBugg123 5
If that was me, there would have been a UFC smackdown in that grocery store!
ImaginaryFoe 1
And prove the teacher right? Nobody seems to believe in grace or civility. Confront the teacher, certainly, but not with violence. Walking up and thanking her for the kind remarks she made about your child would've been sufficent to make her realise she was in the wrong. If you must, you could tell her you find it highly unprofessional of her to discuss students and parents in public to third parties.
FarSide 23
Nice 120. Try your approach the next time a ho butts in line at a McDonalds. Then come back here and share with us how it worked out for ya.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Hahaha, you should've walked up to her and laid on the heaviest, most ridiculous and obnoxious country white trash accent on her to try and piss her off XD And the slap her! >:D
Jrefinne 7
So what does that make the teacher if they shop at the same grocery store?
man_in_black08 28
lolzzZZ
lmaoatall 6
now get on her like a tornado in a trailer park.. damn town gossips
kleeborp 2
It's spelled 'trailer' you dumb bitch. Maybe you should grab a book and learnify yourself insteada eavesdropping at the grocery store. Or at least l2spellcheck
whitewoods 3
I like that.
Lopee069 4
It's called a "typo" dumb bitch.
Elphieba 4
Hm maybe you should grab a book too. You can spell instead. And fyi learnify isn't a word.
Maybelline008 10
Learnify? Perhaps you should learn how to use words correctly before you start calling others derogatory names.
HeavyMetalViking 0
It's called different spellings bitch. I spell color as 'colour'. You have a problem with that? Damn Americans.
Jasper8713 2
Actually, it's called "Canadian English," because the individual who posted it is from Nova Scotia. Up here in good ole' Canada, we have two accepted spellings. So perhaps instead of telling someone else to "educate themselves," you yourself could learn proper grammar and punctuation and realize that there are many accepted spellings of words.
Elphieba 4
*can't
Jasper8713 2
And now, the spelling of it in the original post has been changed. That's odd, considering it was never spelled incorrectly...
Maybelline008 10
And you'd have to be the individual to include nationalities in the comment. How about you hop off 'Americans' d*ck and focus on your people. Not every American is arrogant.
tona01 16
almost everyone is though
Primo_Loco 0
only the arrogant are arrogant
Jasper8713 2
#40: I don't know if that was directed at me, but the reason I said what I said was because the person I replied to made a comment about the OP being uneducated and not knowing how to spell (although the person I replied to had horrid grammar). I also believe he/she called the OP a bitch or something to that effect, but the comment has since been removed. I am not claiming to be superior, I was merely letting the individual know that there was nothing wrong with the OP, and that they should check their own spelling before criticizing someone else.
HeavyMetalViking 0
#40 was talking to me.