Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I saw one of the gay kids from my class getting picked on, so I tried to stand up for him. Not only did I get my ass kicked, but now my girlfriend thinks I might secretly be gay. Why? Because, in her own words, "Straight guys never defend gay guys!" She fails to see anything wrong with this mindset. FML
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MidnaLink 33

And this shit is EXACTLY why pride month is still a necessity.

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Charlie Given 26

you did the right thing regardless if the person was gay or not and your girlfriend sounds like an absolute moron.

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MidnaLink 33

And this shit is EXACTLY why pride month is still a necessity.

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Charlie Given 26

you did the right thing regardless if the person was gay or not and your girlfriend sounds like an absolute moron.

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tiptoppc 18

She sounds like an Ex. I hope…

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RichardPencil 30

Good for you for standing up for justice for someone who is most likely not like you. That said, your girlfriend has a point. Knights only fought dragons to rescue damsels in distress because they wanted to bang the damsels. Those are fairy tales, but still...

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bidet 8

"fairy tales" - I see what you did there.

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Yudith 24

Why don't you open a chapter of the Gay-Hetero Alliance? Or better still, a Straight-for-Gay-Rights Alliance? You could do super straight stuff like tree tossing competition, toilet seat toss, mud wrestling, axe throwing or running after a big wheel of cheese to gather funds for the LGBTQ+ association in your area.

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DanielleinDC 32

I hope she's your ex-girlfriend now. Any decent human being would defend a victim of bullying.

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mccuish 25

Things like this is why I took forever to come out as asexual.

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