Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Thanks dad
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
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Whiz_boy 0
If you watched it more than once, you have lost the right to punish her... If you took it, she's probably not a virgin anymore.
fmkittw 0
haha wow my best friend is a year older then me and when I was 10 and he was 11 he looked at naked women on the internet... i had no clue wtf he was doing... all i knew was that i liked it secretly. :) So in conclusion, I think your kind of nosy to be searching her folders...
iFizzgig 11
keep on trollin
tdawgheath 0
#16, you're a ******* *****, wow... 15 year old girls are disgusting.
Carribu 0
I completely agree with #12. My parents never gave me anything and I'm almost 17. I had to watch **** and look up articles just to understand anything. But on the other hand...I think the reason the OP is worried is because the daughter put a **** film in the "future career" folder. Honestly, I would be a little freaked out too. And I ******* LOL'd @ #13 That said, #16, you're a ****. I don't care if you think that "older people get all the fun". You're a ****. Deal with it. Don't even say that I don't understand. I'm 16, sweetie. That makes me older than you.
honda52 0
shut the **** up. ***** are the best thing invented by far. I love ******* tight 15 year old pussy. I'm 17
AA357 0
Shut the **** up. You're annoying. 'Sweetie, that makes me older than you.' It doesn't mean you're smarter or know more. And whoever calls people 'sweetie' can go **** themselves, I'm sorry.
emmaa3451 11
Also #16's profile says she's 21.. Which makes her older than you. She never said she was 15. She said "if". Learn to read, sweetie.
mike7236 5
@89 #32 is right, #16 did say she was 15 right at the beginning of her comment. You and #59 don't need to be so harsh.. But the age difference between 15 and 16 is negligible. Not just because its only a years difference, also because it depends on what happends in those years that make up a person. I've met immature 30 yr olds and mature 13 yr olds, so in my own experience you can't know how mature somebody is by their age. @OP You really need to relax a bit about the ****. The location would just have been to hide it, and the fact that she watches **** is normal.. it won't make her in to a bad person or make bad life choices -- really its safer than exploring her sexuality in a more physical way. If you are worried about her turning to physical stuff while she is still young just remember that teenagers will nearly always give in to their hormones and no parent can control that, you're better off teaching her about safe sex than trying to stop her from having it cause believe me if she wants it and an opportunity arises then she will take it no matter what you say to her. The more against it you seem the more she will try to hide it from you. When me and my girlfriend started having sex when she was 16 (we waited till legal age in Australia) she had not been taught much about safe sex by her parents and the little amount she knew was from the school or friends. Lucky my parents were less against it and more for just making sure I knew about how it works, so I was able to make sure there weren't any accidents lol.. by knowing what contraceptives to use and when she was ovulating etc. I got her on an implanon rod which is great, three years of 99% safe sex (that's before even using condoms) and no need to remember to take pills! I think some parents see getting their teenager contraceptives and teaching them all about safe sex as enabling their teen to do stuff they don't want them to do. But you gotta remember they are gonna do it anyway, whether you give the go ahead or not.. regardless of how perfect you think they are, hormones can be a powerful thing. So its better if they are prepared for when it comes, and not too ashamed for you to find out either. Good luck op :)
These_Angel_Wing 0
I've done that, messed w/ my 'rents heads. Bookmarked naughty novels in the dirtiest spot I could find, leave it in an obvious hiding spot. After my dad found those and also the **** I put in "school" folders on my computer, they stopped snooping. In all honesty I agree with a lot of these people. It is better then her going off and getting knocked up. I agree you should be concerned if she is actually planning that for her career, but I doubt that. I'm 16 and I honestly think that you need to give her some space, stop snooping! Jeeze, I hate when my 'rents do that, I bet your daughter doest too.
Squeezee 0
Dont go through her stufff then,
sjl89 0
Well at least she isn't ******* half the school like some 15 year old girls do. Parents really are blind to this sometimes, by age 12 all the boys I knew were watching ****. At least they weren't having sex and getting girls pregnant, I mean in a way you should be glad.
ziqi92 0
well all i can say is welcome to the 21st century and the next generation.
Gabe411036 0
I hope you lose dude you have 2 pics
Coreykayallday 6
notice how it says speak your mind and try to be respectful
Coreykayallday 6
well if you did the world wouldnt be such a shitty place it all adds up