Today, the $800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner my husband supposedly bought me for Christmas got "lost in the mail". So did the refund. FML
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Today, I gave my friend a $5 VR set that I purchased from the dollar store for Christmas. I received a $60 gift card. Later, I realized I left the receipt in the package. FML
Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML
Today, I learned that the gentleman who found my wallet was not satisfied with the $300 cash and forged a check for a washer and dryer. I found out when I checked my account. It cleared. FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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ashwednesday 12
Guys, I think the implication here is that OP’s husband never actually bought her a “$800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner” for Christmas...
kkaseeno 11
The point is OP's Husband umexplainably spent $800 dollars at christmas and lied saying it was om a present for her. which has never arrived, so the real question is what he bought his secret girlfriend for 800 bucks.. >.<
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manb91uk 22
I’d call trading standards if I were you
engineerosaurus 26
I smell a credit card chargeback coming.
ashwednesday 12
Guys, I think the implication here is that OP’s husband never actually bought her a “$800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner” for Christmas...
kkaseeno 11
The point is OP's Husband umexplainably spent $800 dollars at christmas and lied saying it was om a present for her. which has never arrived, so the real question is what he bought his secret girlfriend for 800 bucks.. >.<
RichardPencil 32
Probably a large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner! And then they bone on her very clean carpet! And she probably has a side hustle cleaning carpets!
gobiteme2 34
May not have been a girlfriend
Stefany Baillargeon 9
cold. but. I was thinking the same. unless he is a gun collector like mine. he wouldn't even claim to spend that amount of money on anything besides a gun. (FML)
raspution 21
He got himself two prostitutes for christmas. Look out for that clymidia gift he has for you.
johnnyswallop 18
My wife would kill me if I got her a carpet cleaner for Christmas.
Lalala579121 28
Congratulations, would you like a trophy?
withered 30
Depends on the person. If a person has no use for it, then it is a "lame" gift but if someone needed/wanted it for a long time then it would be an awesome one. Maybe OP needs it for her business or just has a lot of carpets she wants clean. Whatever the reason it seems like she was looking forward to it.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like he’s gonna have to munch dirty carpet.
ThrottleJockey 36
Time to take him to the cleaners!
thatslifeiguess7 16
Looks like it's time hubby got lost in the mail
Akitakat 31
Maybe he had to spend the money at vet to get the huge watermelon off the cat’s head?!