The gift that keeps not arriving...

By catwithwatermelononhead - 21/01/2018 19:00

Today, the $800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner my husband supposedly bought me for Christmas got "lost in the mail". So did the refund. FML
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ashwednesday 12

Guys, I think the implication here is that OP’s husband never actually bought her a “$800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner” for Christmas...

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kkaseeno 11

The point is OP's Husband umexplainably spent $800 dollars at christmas and lied saying it was om a present for her. which has never arrived, so the real question is what he bought his secret girlfriend for 800 bucks.. >.<

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manb91uk 22

I’d call trading standards if I were you

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ashwednesday 12

Guys, I think the implication here is that OP’s husband never actually bought her a “$800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner” for Christmas...

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kkaseeno 11

The point is OP's Husband umexplainably spent $800 dollars at christmas and lied saying it was om a present for her. which has never arrived, so the real question is what he bought his secret girlfriend for 800 bucks.. >.<

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RichardPencil 30

Probably a large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner! And then they bone on her very clean carpet! And she probably has a side hustle cleaning carpets!

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gobiteme2 34

May not have been a girlfriend

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Stefany Baillargeon 9

cold. but. I was thinking the same. unless he is a gun collector like mine. he wouldn't even claim to spend that amount of money on anything besides a gun. (FML)

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raspution 21

He got himself two prostitutes for christmas. Look out for that clymidia gift he has for you.

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johnnyswallop 18

My wife would kill me if I got her a carpet cleaner for Christmas.

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Lalala579121 27

Congratulations, would you like a trophy?

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withered 30

Depends on the person. If a person has no use for it, then it is a "lame" gift but if someone needed/wanted it for a long time then it would be an awesome one. Maybe OP needs it for her business or just has a lot of carpets she wants clean. Whatever the reason it seems like she was looking forward to it.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like he’s gonna have to munch dirty carpet.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Looks like it's time hubby got lost in the mail

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Akitakat 31

Maybe he had to spend the money at vet to get the huge watermelon off the cat’s head?!

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