Transportation: Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He... - FML

By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 8:20

If you really wanted that seat, you should have said "but I'm pregnant"

deathdefiyer 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:50

hehe i got told off for not getting up for an old bloke.I was 7 mths pregnant, just finished work and he didnt believe me.He was thrown off the bus.Not my fault I didnt show much Meh, you paid same amount if not more for the seat, fluck him!

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pwnrzero 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:25

lolz

iLoveTeraaa 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 4:26

rofl

missmarie97 0

Monday 26 July 2010 22:57

haha fyl

KillerBunnies 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:55

???

lemonlife 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:00

at least you have friends

pwnrzero 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:18

i monitored this one

hahahalololololo 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:05

Wow there's only 3 comments.... I've never seen a fml with do few. By the way I don't get it

BabaBlackShirt 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:58

Not an FML. I don't get how stuff like this gets on here.

gross__ 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:22

YDI, because you should have realized there was an old lady needing to sit down...Always let the elderly sit before you do. If you're sitting down already and you're near the front or no one else will stand up, give them your seat.

skigirl98 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:00

So everyone must see every single elderly person? And if they don't see them and think a man was being kind to give up his seat for her, she's a bitch?

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 8:20

If you really wanted that seat, you should have said "but I'm pregnant"

hasty_D 0

Monday 28 December 2009 4:27

don't care when people stares at you, you wanted to sit down, and it's your right

deathdefiyer 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:50

hehe i got told off for not getting up for an old bloke.I was 7 mths pregnant, just finished work and he didnt believe me.He was thrown off the bus.Not my fault I didnt show much Meh, you paid same amount if not more for the seat, fluck him!

happyhak 5

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:18

Errr...i dont really see the FML here, you were mistaken...that happens almost every day but you dont see people bitching about it. Suck it up, OP! No wonder this FML doesnt have many comments at this stage...

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