Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Thanks dad
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
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manw 3
gross. ****.u ****.
injuryftl 0
sex
BahahahLOL 0
suck my balls.
blackie17 0
omfg. OP. I'm pretty sure she was hiding it there think u wouldn't look there. if ur freaked out she watching it thinking she must be doing it, I don't blame u. I'm 15 and If anyone knows how kids are now, it's deff me. all kids talk about in hallways is sex and anything to do with it. they all watch **** as I have way too many friends that no longer have there v card. @ everyone else. I'm 15 and I swear on my life I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX. I'm not exiling stupid and I kno the risks. @16 and @17 yes u both are little ***** but u need to realize u can still have fun in that way WITHOUT having sex. I wish my generation wasn't so damn horriblee -.- I do have a boyfriend and we have our fun but we have never made it to where there could have been a prego scare. maybe j shouldn't be doing anything at all but screw it, I'm a teenager with hormones and all u parent commenting kno how it is. I look at it as I'm having fun but Ive ne'er had sex and put my self in a position where I wondered if I was pregnant. ALL THE 15 OR WHATEVER AGE GIRLS ON HERE NEED YL REALIZE U CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT SEX! YOUR BEING STUPID! I hope u all end up pregnant :] I'll be laughing when ur breaking up with ur bfs cuz they don't want anything to do with u and ur baby while I still have mine and we are both satisfied and safe :D p.s. sorry for the long comment but I needed to get this out :P
notnertyelkcub 1
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blackie17 0
and sorry for all the typos. iPhones are annoying :P
MegamiKaosu 28
I absolutely HATE with a passion when my parents go through
MegamiKaosu 28
my stuff and I have NOTHING that's any of their business to go through or should go through
rachelmacivor 0
as in all around big dreams or is she shooting for the moon?
rachelmacivor 0
I love how the person who says suck my balls 's number is 69
originalinja 6
Pahaha. Sounds like me at that age. I'm a child psychiatrist now. :D