Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Thanks dad
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
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Comments (81)
Courtelizab 18
This is what I call... Parenting fail.
bizarre_ftw 22
Your 15 year old is not a 5 year old, and her sexual preferences are none of your business
steelerguy43 21
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Loveyou6611 20
It may not have been "hidden"....
yuppers24 4
Her watching **** is better than these children who think they are women having what is probably unprotected, and uninformed sex with other children. if you can barely spell you shouldn't be doing something that could bring a baby dumbass into the world.
Mcstud1y 30
Well fyl man
kingh786 10
Hey , maybe all the girls wanna be stars in 16 and pregnant
Tytonic 16
I've had an issue related to this... Where my dad hides the disgusting **** and bones it on me. Of course, he's an adult so my mom believes him and not me.
ahotbanana 5
Real question is... why were you looking through your daughter's folders?
IHaveThePower 18
That's normal, healthy sexual exploration at that age. That's also why you don't invade a teenager's privacy--if you go digging and find worms, you have only yourself to blame...