By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

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Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
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Doubtful_Judge 23
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"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.

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noberg 14
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That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.

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mikeyb3 12
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That's awkward. At least you have a funny story to tell in the future

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noberg 14
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That'll be a fun conversation to have at the diner table.

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Doubtful_Judge 23
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"So what did you do today?" -I "met" your step dad.

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Jak0p 25
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I think it's more interesting what they did right after that incident. was he shocked, too? or was he like wondering what's wrong with her to be shocked because he is always naked at home?

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Duckay 11
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He was very surprised to see me there and kind of embarrassed but he's very much inclined to be naked at home so it wasn't that strange for him.

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RAH94 17
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That's unfortunate...

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freckleface221 19
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At least you knocked. :/

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bwinski 19
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You're from Australia, I'm sure you've seen worse... ;) seriously though I'm sorry you had to go through that awkward encounter.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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What exactly do you think Australians see? That's worse than your friends naked step dad? What do you think happens over there?

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Jak0p 25
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maybe he talks about spiders and stuff. but I don't really get it, too^^

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FMLusername969 21

Umm HELLOOO !Naked Aborigines!!

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FUBAR_88 14
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@42 Are you actually serious? Do you really honestly think we see that?!

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Dick_diamond 22
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He could have did what I always do and saved you both some embarrassment. I yell "come on in" when people knock while I'm in the bathroom. It's always followed by an awkward silence and a quick shuffle away..

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nonsensical 26

I really want to try this in a public bathroom now...

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Brandi_Faith 33
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One of these days someone is going to come right in and you will have met your match!

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WaltzingPhanthom 23
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Australia's got nutters.

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white_terrorist 5
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What the fuck. Disgusting. I would never go back to that house again.

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Ironic_Meme 10
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Like you've never seen a dick and balls with that profile picture.

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white_terrorist 5
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what does that even mean?

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drake1138 21
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I take it you no longer had to pee after that surprise?

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nityasomaiya 46

Or s(he) just peed right there....

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Jak0p 25
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why you put "he" in braces instead of the "s"? doesn't even make sense.

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