hell!
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
redhanded
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Red
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Jayanka
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Anonymous
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
b……
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks dad
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Traumatized
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Top comments
ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
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gntfmlingnow 12
While I agree that I wouldn't want my kids being **** stars, there is nothing wrong with being sexually active at age 15.
Carlie_McCartney 1
Or maybe that IS her future career...
livgasms 4
I lost my virginity at 14, I've never had an STD, never been pregnant, am doing v well at uni. sex totally depends on the person; I was mature enough at 14, most people aren't, that's just life. I wouldn't say it's wrong to be sexually active at 15 unless you're not mature enough to deal with and understand the consequences.
chubby_choco 17
Look on the bright side - **** pays well! She'll never be begging you for money. In all seriousness, though, my apologies, OP. My little brother once tried to hide his **** in the 'Fmaily Day Trips' album on the computer, so I can sort of relate. Sort of. That 'Future Career' thing is a real slap to the face...
crazyskillz122 0
O yea
gabbs1130 0
Lol your daughter is gonna be a *****
EpicFail1520 16
When I was 14, I lost it to my 17 year old boyfriend. I love him though. We're still together. My mom freaked out when she found out.
DatEmoFurry 7
I am a 17 year old girl and I approve this message.
cherryllollo 7
Did I read in these comments that a 14 yr old streams videos?? Way to admit child pornography. And whether you like it or not, 14 is considered a child. Nasty hoe. If ur gonna be sexual, do it for a special someone and be smart about it. Don't show your body off to the world ESPECIALLY at age 14. You're going to get someone arrested. Or become a sex offender.
enty6003 18
Wow you're a dumbass. Streaming =/= Uploading. Jeez.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
They were watching videos, not IN videos. There's a VERY big difference.
1098765432 0
It's life get over it you prissy bitch