Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Too bad she's not your boss, you could've definitely used that to your advantage.
jessicarenee88 0
perhaps she left it on purpose. something like that does not seem like it could be accidental...
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Comments (125)
Doortje 30
Too bad she's not your boss, you could've definitely used that to your advantage.
kyarush 10
nice....
NvUsDistortion 3
winky face
chuk_norris_fml 0
She's old enough to be your mother, but at least she isn't ACTUALLY your mother. That would really suck.
urdirtyolduncle 15
a legitimate reason to have nightmares. maybe you've learned now not lend other people your stuff!
impatientsnake 4
3words.TAP THAT AsS
candicurl 9
So, does that count as something important? :D
jessicarenee88 0
perhaps she left it on purpose. something like that does not seem like it could be accidental...
justin1104lee 0
agree
CommonSenseKarma 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
^agree that you're really fat.
Mikeyco1 0
true
DocBastard 40
CommonSenseKarma, congratulations on proving that you are A) blind and B) a complete *******. And in only 5 words even! Bravo.
TheJapaneseSushi 18
#50 There are some ****** up people with weird fetishes.
MichaelGood 0
we are all fat inside :.(
insanesna1l 0
I'm not. But op, I would be putting that on the net. you could start making some $$ or whatever currency you guys use
Tadeusz_fml 5
They use shekels there but most businesses will accept dollars, pounds or euros.
jpest17 5
old enough to be mother means, technology level is the same, "delete Internet explored icon, where did the Internet go son?"
anahlicious 10
72, ur hot :D
clarissa_Gyall 0
so? just because Ppl of the same age as your mother are "old" doesn't mean they can't ********** lol
jdubyablue 0
I'm with you!
theaws0m3guy 4
The horror is that Op saw a video of it....
kai_li 8
I agree that age doesn't have anything to do with it, but the point is, it is a video that she shouldn't have been subjected to. It has to have been on purpose, most people are far to careful with the self made **** to just forget to delete it on SOMEONE ELSE'S CAMERA!
TRANscend08 0
Learn to comprehend. Please and thank you.
DeadPixel4 29
Yes but it is gross to watch an old person do it...
azjoker480 0
Milf!
EmoGiana 0
Ha ha ha she may actually be an old granny.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Haha, Gilf :P
IStoleTheCookies 16
Silf! Cos she might just bee a sheep.
BTrey 0
Horrors! Who does she think she is? Doesn't she know that it's mandatory that you stop enjoying or engaging in any sexual activity once you reach the age of 30?
bng0221 0
30? Seriously? Are you 12? Women are at their prime in their late 20's/early 30's. And before anyone comments about my age I'm 24.
dodiduds 0
That was sarcasm, dear.
GigglePony 13
#10 you fail
kingtz 6
#10, 24 years old and you still haven't learnt to detect sarcasm on the internet?
BTrey 0
You're 24? I'm 45 - old enough to be your dad and probably the poster's dad as well. In other words, the woman in the video was probably around my age.
ubetrwatchBN 5
I read about something about a "sarc mark" that's an emoticon which indicates when someone is being sarcastic and, at first, I thought it was a stupid idea, but then, people like #10 make me realize that the Internet contains a lot of people who might need it. Just a thought. And #20: Maybe 10 hasn't figured out sarcasm, but you still have yet to LEARN how to properly conjugate some words. For either 10 or 20, if English is your first language, shame on you. That is all.
Doortje 30
#20's post was perfectly fine, maybe you should LEARN that there's something called British English.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Oops, (quick google search)...damn those Brits! Oddly enough, kingtz's profile says he/she is in or from L.A. Anyway, my mistake. Also, kingtz, WoT is awesome!
xBloodTears 0
TROLOLOLOLOL
fthku 13
Well, #5, 90 year old people are also "allowed" to masturbatehave sex, but that doesn't mean you want to WATCH them. Or have them video tape it on *your* camera. God only knows if she washed her hands before touching the camera.
VeggieTrunks 0
I think the reminder of his/her mother was the point lol
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Today, returned a camera I borrowed to a coworker. I later realized that I forgot to erase the videos of me pleasuring myself. FML
Bobissmall 13
Seriously, how does someone forget to delete something like that?
Jammer234 0
that's not funny
IAmOtter 0
haha yeah that post has to be somewhere on here by now
jparkerlogan 3
Nice
randomtroll 0
can you send me the vid haha JK
mintcar 10
Why would anyone put that on camera? That's incredibly disgusting!!! FYL OP. Things are going to be a lot more awkward now.
Lucidium 0
heard of pr0n?
mintcar 10
I meant in OP's case, and my question still stands. Yes, I've heard of ****. Pr0n? L337? Yeah, just type it the normal way.
xshadyshadow 0
^^Agreed. By the way, what's L337?
T3P33_fml 0
on some forums the word "****" is censored, so you have to write "pr0n". of course I was talking of forums where you say pr0n is disgusting and that it shouldn't exist and I do not know any other use of that word. anyway, I'm gonna leave you and head for youpor.... uhuum, youtube!
JediScum 1
L337= leet as in "elite"
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Is she hot?