Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Thanks dad
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
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animaman 0
I have an 8 year old child and he now knows the birds and the bees. I've done this as my father didnt try to give me the knowledge until I was 15. I'd already had lots of sex by then. What I am also going to do when he gets a bit older is talk to him about ****, explaining that they are just films and (most girls) dont act like that in real life and if they did then to stay away from them as yes they may be fun for a while but beleive me, they're all damaged goods and dead inside. I would also like to ad that in my opinion anal and other such like is normal ****. However I think *********** is disgusting, so it also depends on your experiences.
HyperFlirt 0
That doesnt sound well hidden...
firstnlast77 0
i doubt she put it in there for orginizing her life goals, im sure she did just so it would be hidden and not out in the open why does it matter if it's disgusting? plus i never heard of a **** that wasnt
DRC9702 0
I'm pretty sure she just expected you not to look in the folder since she wanted it hidden, rather than she herself wanting to be a **** star. If she really meant it, then it would probably have her in it, be a how-to-video, or be a documentation on the **** industry. Seriously, you should have thought this through more thoroughly. So she's just watching ****, I mean, who hasn't watched **** when they are 15?
llllPsycho 0
That sucks. Well if that's her dream, you have to get someone to start training her. *ahem* No I'm joking. I'm sorry man. You got yourself a nympho.
TheVerne 0
umm....that's ridiculous. I'm glad you're concerned about it, but you should have been caring about things like this a looong time ago. It never should have become a problem in the first place. You should watch what your kids are doing more closely. And be more open to discussing things like this. Your kids will be a lot less likely to try stuff if it's no longer taboo. Although it might be too late at this point. It might just give her ideas...
rathalosrocker 0
b happy that she istn having sex u dumbfuck. im a 14 year old boy and have been on **** since 12. girls my age look at **** too. Teens get horny and need to get rid of the feeling. Kids used to get married at this age.
th1rt3en95 0
@ #14 At least we know shes not stupid
Eladar 0
she probably put it in there expecting you NOT to look in there... Rather than wanting that as a future career... Although keep an eye out, some homemade might join the folder...
Vermelle 0
My parents have a similar opinion about ****... Honestly, I think they should just be grateful that I am getting rid of my sexual needs with that rather than going out and sleeping with some guy.