Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
SMBroskie 0
Solution: wash your johnson, good sir.
Witchcraft_fml 5
So you prefer sexually-transmitted diseases over acne for what reason? Although when your girlfriend gets squirted and thinks you finished too early you can explain to her that it was actually just your whiteheads bursting.
nixxx90 0
so you would prefer herpes or genital warts over acne? weird.
mishmoigon 0
OMG thank you for posting this. Thanks to this i found out that i probly have acne on my dick too!
mangowow 1
I would think this was a good thing.
katers4life 0
That's ******* nasty... Ur not gonna get any ass till that shit clears up! Buy pro active and rub it on ur dick ;) hahahah!
HiLRoYpwns 0
The only reason you're getting pimples on your penis is because you're either A) Not washing it B) Not eating properly C) Not washing it (Yes I'm aware I said this twice (; ) Just be thankful it wasn't herpes. The best way to get rid of acne is to; scrub scrub scrub!
wildman4000 1
you need to stop whacking it while your eating a greasy cheeseburger
Bjacobsaint 3
Lol that's what you get for sticking your dick in a pizza.
Swirvia 0
ydi thts a better thing than having an std this isnt an fml...