Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Top comments
Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
globulerouge_fml 0
you should try clay masks ^^
blowbubbles 0
well you deserve it because if you have acne on your penis that means you touch it. cuz you only gt acne well you touch stuff
rentatent 0
Hey moron, show me a man who has never touched his penis.
Dawgsays 0
OMG guys I found out I DONT have an STD... FML Dude, rejoice man vinegar and tea tree oil will do the trick.
head2133 12
I have acne there 2
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Just put some zit cream on it and suck it up
LoonyLuna123 0
isn't that good news?
KelleyJayne 0
stop using sented lotion.
HuiYaMing 0
how is this bad, oh no.... please give me a disease that's disgusting and is with you for life cause heaven forbid I get a pimple... lol you should be happy
danggitserinn201 0
so, you'd rather have herpes or genital warts, right?
purplesucker 0
Dude, why are you complaining?! Be thankful you don't have an STD! Jeez! How stupid can you be?!