Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
Theillyssa 0
Is that a bad thing?
larz45 0
was your hands before you jerk it
dELiA14 0
EWW. just EWW. major EWW. that's nasty man. get something to clear that up. no girls gonna want ance all up in there, if u know what i mean ;) seriously, FYL
golfmanreddy 0
THAT'S A FUCKherpes'LIFE. your retarted. people are so stupid. I hate stupid people.
Joshb306 0
213 irony for spelling retarded wrong
Raplapla1022 0
fyl for being such a retard.
r3dast3rik09 1
i noticed something similar a few months back and went to my doctor about it who told me that it wasn't herpes or anything and was just regular acne.. having acne on your package isn't super horrible... its just cuz u get really sweaty down there. just shower often, change your clothes after working out or getting sweaty, and if u want, u can use like an over-the-counter acne cream... should do the job.
Caporegime1984 1
Pop them and move on.
FoundManyLemons 0
This is good, not bad.
ericvogel1993 0
not gonna lie, that sounds quite horrible.