By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 058
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10_4Franky 0

OMG. You monster.

yummycupcakegirl 0

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(


paid2think 0

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I thought almost the same thing, 1, and this FML is pretty funny. I bet the OP feels horrible now, dang. I knew most people in here would be giving OP shit bc most everyone's a dog/puppy lover. But, the situation is just so stupid it's funny

Animal cruelty is good for us. Builds character.

hate_spoons 0

omg that's sooooo mean:(

your pic is fuckin creepy 1

hairt 4

#18 stupid blondes. hahaha :p c'mon man what did puppies ever do to you? :(


Maybe op is terrified by killer puppies, could be an option...

KiddNYC1O 20

poor puppy 1's pic is kool

luigisf 0

136- Once I saw a documentary about a poop that took a pee. it ate their daughter.

cbr600_fml 0

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u rly seem like a bitch

AbsoluteTurtle 0


Scififreak339 0

18, you may love collages, but I love your tits! being completely complimentary

...I hate u op...

EricErection69 0

was it hurt badly?

if that puppy is dead burn in hell. if not, apologize like hell and pay for any expenses. or even better, shoot yourself. how the fuck do u mistake something for a puppy idiot

Is that what you do in your spare time when you're not drowning kitties?

leadrunner751 3

you're a fucking douchebag

#1 haha awesome pic. DJ Bl3nd is effing beast! :D

fookin pervert

it should be named splat

drewfus2 6

Why do people not seem to ubderstand it was an accident? I once puched a six-year- old by reflex. Complete accident.

RadAtThis01 0

you fail at life

h2opoloplaya 0

first fail of the day that is

paid2think 0


all you animal haters should get eaten by my pet tiger.. without the animal kingdom there would be no food chain and so haters like you can starve and die. kick you all halfway cross the world, shits tgat take for granted

#56 I saw a documentary about a woman who owned a pet tiger...One day, it ate her. :(

Thank you, 61. Common sense is such the bomb.

61: I saw a documentary about someone that had a pet python. It ate their kid.

rallets 22

i saw a documentary about someone who owned a tiger and a python. it ate each other

tweetbaby14 18

how come the numbers are so messed up for this comment? and YDI for not looking BEFORE kicking OP... asshole.

I once saw a documentary about mankind. they're the dirtiest, most disgusting and evil animal on this planet. It is said they will one day kill eachother to the point of extinction over nonexistent gods and "valuable" resources. Oh yea I forgot, I once read a story about a woman who got one and it ate her......out.

Rine45 0

Shouldn't this be a FML for the puppy owner?

what a bitch. damn how did u not notice a puppy.

evil bad hahhaa

lol hey fml person u liv in az too :D

And you both have emo pics! Clearly, you should have sex.


you're a terrible person and you should feel terrible...

10_4Franky 0

OMG. You monster.

I agree. I'd throw your stuff out on the street and light it on fire.

Schizomaniac 24

That's a little drastic.

you know, one time i was walking through the unlit corridor to my room when i saw something running across the floor too. i didn't KICK it though, and i never felt an impulse to. It was just my 2 year old nephew going to his mum. was wrong witchu? traumatisation or gtfo

MissRachieee 3

Agreed! Poor puppy :( 

Well, babies suck, and it doesn't matter if you kick one.

dickhead!! someone should fucken kick youu

yummycupcakegirl 0

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(

Maybe it was really ugly.

do20ss 4

you r really dumb, fo real...what could u mistake a puppy for, a mouse, cockroach...WTF lol

91, there are a lot of little dogs that when wet or in low lighting, could be mistaken for rats

azhein 0

a racoon or possum maybe. it was a new puppy that she had no idea about. she does deserve it for not looking but it probably scared her and she acted on instinct

it could have been really fluffy and grey and fat, so he might have thought it was a dust bunny or something?

Fizzy56 0

Yummycupcake is a cutie ;)

you're really pretty

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loski87 4


ur fucking ugly I hpe the puppy was u bitch!!!!

wel# 222 someone must of wokeup on the wrong side of the bed right ?

hahaha agreed.

Alesana_Love 0

wow, how could you not tell that it was a puppy? Your an asshole

its "you're" and cut your hair kid.

rawr_forever 0

Your screen name = WIN :3

hairt 4

#11 it's breathe not breath!! (your profile desc.) :)

why do you care how long his hair is? looks good:)

It's "it's;" if I were you, I would check my own apostrophe use before correcting the errors of others'. :P

that guys right u look like a douche

nokel11 7

that's how she spelled it moron....

#226 She spelled it correctly, she wrote 'It's' so stop correcting something that's not a mistake.

RedPillSucks 31

Next time, don't let your terror control you. Be mindful of your feelings. They will betray you to the dark side.

Wise words, Jiraiya Sensei :D

Wise words, Jiraiya Sensei :D

j5p332 6

you said that already

one gay insightful bullshit from an obsessed naruto fag

*duct tapes jpraiders to wall* Such a pointless comment. But unlike mine, it contains no duct tape.

Sigh. These ones are utterly depressing.

ydi you dick