Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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Heather
- United States - Newport News
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strawberrywine22
| 27
Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.
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gonad_gobbler
| 1
You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and pussies go together!
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lilcuz69
| 16
You still gonna use it?
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Well, cat piss is better than lube...
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Well, cat piss is better than lube...
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mylifesucks_fml
| 1
maybe they thought it was a cat toy? or a treasure?
just say "no no, you guys have toys and this one is Jimmy's special toy!"
just say "no no, you guys have toys and this one is Jimmy's special toy!"
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doctorhook86
| 24
What's the problem? The kids put the vibrator with the pussy...
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Oreohugzpenny
| 4
The cat will have fun with that!!!!
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shjenn
| 7
HAHAHAHAHA! that's disgusting but so hilarious. poor cat... woulda freaked out if it started vibrating while it was buried :(
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efemel94
| 7
Wells dogs like chewing on a bone so why not cats?
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domking1315
| 20
#30, that wouldve made a much better first comment haha
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reddawn1985
| 12
Why would they touch that? Grotty
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alex1432
| 9
great comment my friend
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LadiDi_fml
| 10
Time to get a new vibrator
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anoellem
| 1
Or just get a new vibrator?
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iStrukk
| 7
Thats not the right pussy... ;)
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pxndiieinsanity
| 6
They got the right idea,at least. ;p
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domking1315
| 20
So you would disown a child for a vibrator? What kind of trade off is that?
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Mioko_fml
| 6
Why did 3 get many thumb down though 59 said the same thing but got thumbed up. What the hell?
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ThisBiatchFMLs
| 5
Theres such thing as sexual toy cleaner
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sporty1200xlr
| 6
96 - that's because the people are imagining her use it. You get a visual picture to the comment.
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yourlifesucksHA
| 14
Damn right!!
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paolayupp
| 6
Well that's a shitty situation.
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coldashell
| 23
That was so deep and meaningful.
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la_gata_0716
| 5
You know how many people used that already? It's not funny anymore. Trust me!
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Rectumended
| 3
Restrain from making pussy joke. Restrain from making pussy joke.
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You_Screwed_Up
| 7
Now it will pleasure a different pussy.
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coldashell
| 23
50, the word you are looking for is REFRAIN.
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Fuzzymonkey2013
| 7
Ha
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rcgirl2
| 11
How original..
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LegalyWhite
| 7
55- we all understood what he was trying to say
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Monkeyone
| 0
please wash it...or just throw it away.
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nadnerbz
| 6
Why would you bury it where your cat relieves itself?
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Awahso
| 25
Because one is a place of relief while the other is an object of relief ;)
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strawberrywine22
| 27
The key word there is AND. Her kids found it AND buried it in the litter box.
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nadnerbz
| 6
Whoops, I read that wrong. I thought she hid it there, my bad.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Don't feel bad 24, I did the same thing!
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maz255
| 10
Dumbasses...
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ShyAnn29
| 14
84, we just read it wrong, that doesn't mean we are dumbasses!
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SpruceDread4578
| 13
Yes it does.
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SarcasticUnicorn
| 9
Maybe you should find another hiding spot.
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Daffodilly
| 14
No shit
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Inheritance
| 10
You don't say?
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Monkeyone
| 0
please wash it...or just throw it away.
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Forlorn420
| 9
Now it will be purrfect.. Yea lame
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mpsteve137
| 15
Haha it must smell terrible if they thought to put it there
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bertman21
| 5
What's worse the fact that they found it, or that it's in the litter box?
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iamabamf
| 17
43-You've cat to be kitten me right meow. Oh, you're not lion? You're fur real? I had to paws and think about cat one.
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Byahhh
| 3
Whichever pussy got residue on it, it's bound to smell unless you wash it anyway.
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110- WIN XD
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lovelife1995
| 1
Right
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TheApocalypse
| 5
Wow. What a shitty situation. Find a better hiding spot OP.
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evilplatypus
| 38
You said what post 2 and post 7 said. Two plus seven equals nine, your post number.
I smell a conspiracy...
I smell a conspiracy...
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jjessen
| 20
Lol
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antmanzero
| 8
@21 Holy shit...IT'S THE GOVERNMENT MAN, THEY'RE OUT TO GET US! O.O
*head explodes
*head explodes
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cutemonsterx3
| 6
And his name is theapocolypse
Dun dun duunnnnnn!
Dun dun duunnnnnn!
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cutemonsterx3
| 6
TheApocalypse**
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strawberrywine22
| 27
Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.
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strawberrywine22
| 27
worse*
Typo, oops!
Typo, oops!
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Awahso
| 25
That would be a great story to tell your son in front of his friends when he turns 16 or so. The reaction would be priceless.
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yoursucklives
| 36
maybe you should hide it better?
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XxChioxX
| 0
Haha thats too funny...
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duckiegirl21
| 10
Please tell me it was tossed after touching granny feet!
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dude1122332
| 9
70, no it's proudly in my shrine.(:
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Wicked361
| 8
Imagine what the teacher roughy when he/ she saw the "rocket ship"... O.o
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randomguy309
| 1
Haha
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SherBear133
| 7
How did u manage to let it get found twice?!
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I would have loved to see the reaction on the teacher's face XD
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gonad_gobbler
| 1
You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and pussies go together!
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Dr_Kash
| 3
Hahaha .... The connection
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HerrBawl
| 4
This is Egg Zachary what I was going to post.
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BradTheBrony
| 19
Cats and vibrators... delicious chicken fetus spheres and Zack the Lego maniac... OH MY GOD I THINK I SEE THE CONNECTION!