By Heather - 26/06/2012 17:13 - United States - Newport News

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Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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strawberrywine22 30

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.

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gonad_gobbler 1

You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!

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Comments

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Well, cat piss is better than lube...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Well, cat piss is better than lube...

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mylifesucks_fml 1

maybe they thought it was a cat toy? or a treasure? just say "no no, you guys have toys and this one is Jimmy's special toy!"

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doctorhook86 24

What's the problem? The kids put the vibrator with the pussy...

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Oreohugzpenny 4

The cat will have fun with that!!!!

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shjenn 7

HAHAHAHAHA! that's disgusting but so hilarious. poor cat... woulda freaked out if it started vibrating while it was buried :(

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efemel94 7

Wells dogs like chewing on a bone so why not cats?

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domking1315 20

#30, that wouldve made a much better first comment haha

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anoellem 1

Or just get a new vibrator?

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domking1315 20

So you would disown a child for a vibrator? What kind of trade off is that?

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Mioko_fml 6

Why did 3 get many thumb down though 59 said the same thing but got thumbed up. What the hell?

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sporty1200xlr 6

96 - that's because the people are imagining her use it. You get a visual picture to the comment.

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yourlifesucksHA 14

Damn right!!

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paolayupp 6

Well that's a shitty situation.

la_gata_0716 5

You know how many people used that already? It's not funny anymore. Trust me!

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Rectumended 3

Restrain from making pussy joke. Restrain from making pussy joke.

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coldashell 23

50, the word you are looking for is REFRAIN.

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LegalyWhite 7

55- we all understood what he was trying to say

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Monkeyone 0

please wash it...or just throw it away.

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nadnerbz 6

Why would you bury it where your cat relieves itself?

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Awahso 25

Because one is a place of relief while the other is an object of relief ;)

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strawberrywine22 30

The key word there is AND. Her kids found it AND buried it in the litter box.

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nadnerbz 6

Whoops, I read that wrong. I thought she hid it there, my bad.

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ShyAnn29 14

Don't feel bad 24, I did the same thing!

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ShyAnn29 14

84, we just read it wrong, that doesn't mean we are dumbasses!

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SpruceDread4578 13

Yes it does.

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Monkeyone 0

please wash it...or just throw it away.

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mpsteve137 15

Haha it must smell terrible if they thought to put it there

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bertman21 5

What's worse the fact that they found it, or that it's in the litter box?

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iamabamf 17

43-You've cat to be kitten me right meow. Oh, you're not lion? You're fur real? I had to paws and think about cat one.

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Byahhh 3

Whichever pussy got residue on it, it's bound to smell unless you wash it anyway.

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TheApocalypse 5

Wow. What a shitty situation. Find a better hiding spot OP.

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evilplatypus 38

You said what post 2 and post 7 said. Two plus seven equals nine, your post number. I smell a conspiracy...

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antmanzero 8

@21 Holy shit...IT'S THE GOVERNMENT MAN, THEY'RE OUT TO GET US! O.O *head explodes

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cutemonsterx3 6

And his name is theapocolypse Dun dun duunnnnnn!

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strawberrywine22 30

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.

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strawberrywine22 30

worse* Typo, oops!

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Awahso 25

That would be a great story to tell your son in front of his friends when he turns 16 or so. The reaction would be priceless.

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yoursucklives 36

maybe you should hide it better?

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XxChioxX 0

Haha thats too funny...

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duckiegirl21 10

Please tell me it was tossed after touching granny feet!

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Wicked361 8

Imagine what the teacher roughy when he/ she saw the "rocket ship"... O.o

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SherBear133 7

How did u manage to let it get found twice?!

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I would have loved to see the reaction on the teacher's face XD

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gonad_gobbler 1

You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!

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HerrBawl 4

This is Egg Zachary what I was going to post.

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BradTheBrony 19

Cats and vibrators... delicious chicken fetus spheres and Zack the Lego maniac... OH MY GOD I THINK I SEE THE CONNECTION!

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