FML : Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

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Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Heather - / Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:13 / United States - Newport News

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By strawberrywine22 | 27

#4618782 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:14

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.

By gonad_gobbler | 1

#4618804 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:16

You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and pussies go together!

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By lilcuz69 | 16

#4618756 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:11

You still gonna use it?

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4618834 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:20

Well, cat piss is better than lube...

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4618861 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:23

Well, cat piss is better than lube...

mylifesucks_fml | 1

#4618866 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:23

maybe they thought it was a cat toy? or a treasure?
just say "no no, you guys have toys and this one is Jimmy's special toy!"

doctorhook86 | 24

#4618889 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:27

What's the problem? The kids put the vibrator with the pussy...

Oreohugzpenny | 4

#4618957 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:42

The cat will have fun with that!!!!

shjenn | 7

#4619096 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:32

HAHAHAHAHA! that's disgusting but so hilarious. poor cat... woulda freaked out if it started vibrating while it was buried :(

efemel94 | 7

#4619212 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:17

Wells dogs like chewing on a bone so why not cats?

domking1315 | 20

#4619529 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:53

#30, that wouldve made a much better first comment haha

reddawn1985 | 12

#4619540 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:55

Why would they touch that? Grotty

alex1432 | 9

#4619633 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:34

great comment my friend

By LadiDi_fml | 10

#4618759 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:12

Time to get a new vibrator

anoellem | 1

#4619085 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:29

Or just get a new vibrator?

iStrukk | 7

#4619158 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:51

Thats not the right pussy... ;)

pxndiieinsanity | 6

#4619225 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:19

They got the right idea,at least. ;p

domking1315 | 20

#4619536 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:55

So you would disown a child for a vibrator? What kind of trade off is that?

Mioko_fml | 6

#4619607 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:22

Why did 3 get many thumb down though 59 said the same thing but got thumbed up. What the hell?

ThisBiatchFMLs | 5

#4619872 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 6:49

Theres such thing as sexual toy cleaner

sporty1200xlr | 6

#4620183 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:15

96 - that's because the people are imagining her use it. You get a visual picture to the comment.

yourlifesucksHA | 14

#4624224 - Thursday 28 June 2012 4:11

Damn right!!

By paolayupp | 6

#4618761 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:12

Well that's a shitty situation.

coldashell | 23

#4618825 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:19

That was so deep and meaningful.

la_gata_0716 | 5

#4618902 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:30

You know how many people used that already? It's not funny anymore. Trust me!

Rectumended | 3

#4618984 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:46

Restrain from making pussy joke. Restrain from making pussy joke.

You_Screwed_Up | 7

#4619034 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:05

Now it will pleasure a different pussy.

coldashell | 23

#4619042 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:06

50, the word you are looking for is REFRAIN.

Fuzzymonkey2013 | 7

#4619168 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:56

rcgirl2 | 11

#4619331 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:14

How original..

LegalyWhite | 7

#4620126 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:07

55- we all understood what he was trying to say

By Monkeyone | 0

#4618763 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:13

please wash it...or just throw it away.

By nadnerbz | 6

#4618765 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:13

Why would you bury it where your cat relieves itself?

Awahso | 25

#4618796 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:16

Because one is a place of relief while the other is an object of relief ;)

strawberrywine22 | 27

#4618811 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:17

The key word there is AND. Her kids found it AND buried it in the litter box.

nadnerbz | 6

#4618864 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:23

Whoops, I read that wrong. I thought she hid it there, my bad.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#4618972 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:44

Don't feel bad 24, I did the same thing!

maz255 | 10

#4619347 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:23

Dumbasses...

ShyAnn29 | 14

#4620421 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:55

84, we just read it wrong, that doesn't mean we are dumbasses!

SpruceDread4578 | 13

#4620958 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:50

Yes it does.

By SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4618767 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:13

Maybe you should find another hiding spot.

Daffodilly | 14

#4619245 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:24

No shit

Inheritance | 10

#4619327 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:07

You don't say?

By Monkeyone | 0

#4618768 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:13

please wash it...or just throw it away.

Forlorn420 | 9

#4618940 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:36

Now it will be purrfect.. Yea lame

mpsteve137 | 15

#4619093 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:32

Haha it must smell terrible if they thought to put it there

bertman21 | 5

#4619754 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 6:10

What's worse the fact that they found it, or that it's in the litter box?

iamabamf | 17

#4619932 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 7:11

43-You've cat to be kitten me right meow. Oh, you're not lion? You're fur real? I had to paws and think about cat one.

Byahhh | 3

#4620033 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 8:03

Whichever pussy got residue on it, it's bound to smell unless you wash it anyway.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#4623377 - Thursday 28 June 2012 2:47

110- WIN XD

lovelife1995 | 1

#4670930 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:53

Right

By TheApocalypse | 5

#4618779 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:14

Wow. What a shitty situation. Find a better hiding spot OP.

evilplatypus | 37

#4618856 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:23

You said what post 2 and post 7 said. Two plus seven equals nine, your post number.

I smell a conspiracy...

jjessen | 20

#4619007 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:55

Lol

antmanzero | 8

#4619024 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:01

@21 Holy shit...IT'S THE GOVERNMENT MAN, THEY'RE OUT TO GET US! O.O
*head explodes

cutemonsterx3 | 6

#4619840 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 6:40

And his name is theapocolypse

Dun dun duunnnnnn!

cutemonsterx3 | 6

#4619850 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 6:43

TheApocalypse**

By strawberrywine22 | 27

#4618782 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:14

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.