Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Top comments
strawberrywine22 30
Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.
gonad_gobbler 1
You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!
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Comments (66)
hot_babe9325 0
Great parenting... Not!
LetMeSleep 0
You need to hide your stuff better
ohitsdaniella 7
Talk about some frisky business..
Jumpingmal2 7
How did she fine it? Was she cleaning the litter box, or could she hear the pussy having fun with it? We may never know...
GryffinDarkBreed 3
Why is every woman so damned unimaginative when it comes to stashing toys? Bottom drawer, every time.
neander 8
Well at least they know that pussy is supposed use the litter box.
etms13 2
Ewwww
SmackinSluts 1
Maybe the cat buried it.
dragonmonkey 9
At least your kitty (read: ******) will smell fresh from here on.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Step two, put your dick in the box