Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, while driving to work, an idiot pulled out of a junction without looking and wiped me out. I'm now in hospital with two broken legs, looking at employment pages because I didn't give work "enough notice" about my absence. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
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Top comments
FiendHunter 19
Karma. Don't lie dude.
thee_most_dope 30
Good luck explaining to your boss why you were out shopping and getting hit by cars when you were supposed to be "sick".
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Comments (93)
Box_Cutta 2
**** everybody that says you deserved it like those dipshits have never lied when calling in to work. Everybody needs a day off sometime whether it's scheduled or not. Who gives a **** if you lied it's not like you can call in and tell your boss you felt like shopping. Hope you get better soon bro.
geekbuscus 19
I haven't. I wait for my scheduled days off because that's when the schedule allows me to be off. I'm not going to just fake being sick and leave my coworkers short handed.
BlindlyWandering 17
Once, I actually called work and told them I felt too good to come into work. It was like a reverse sick day, lol
slyde32 12
I'm sure that went down real well...
BlindlyWandering 17
Yea, they didn't like it too much, but I was 18 and about to quit and move out of state anyway so I didn't really care.
Aurora25 29
"I didn't feel like going to work" wow deserved it 100%
DarkStorm2Bad 14
So because someone plays hookey from work because they don't feel like going in, they deserve to be hit by a car?! What is wrong with people?!
flee2321 10
Sometimes you honestly just need a break. And if op works at a place like me, then you'd have to request 90 days in advance and then possibly not get it. Though I'm always so busy my dream hooky day would be in pjs with Netflix.
annarcheer 19
karma. you kind of deserved it but I don't think anyone deserves to get hit by a car.
alwaysfails 11
YDI for calling in sick.
Mysterious_one 26
who knows man.. maybe something worst could have happened at work to u
Calfml2 8
looks like Car-ma gave you a break today.
Vitotaylor36 13
Karma, bitch.